There were 2 stone statues, a male and a female. They had been standing in front of the town square for a couple of hundred years, just staring at each other…
St. Peter had a naughty idea one day, and he told the statues that since they had been standing there so long.. doing nothing but staring at each other, he (St. Peter) would grant them the gift of life for 2 hours and they were free to do whatever they liked, before he turned them back into statues again…
So on that day, St. Peter went down and touched each of the statues lightly on their heads and violaaaaa … they were alive …
St. Peter went away to let them have fun, as he had some other important stuff to do. After about an hour, he got a bit curious and decided to take a sneak peek at the two statues.. So he went to the town square, but couldn’t find them anywhere, now he grew more curious 
, so he searched for them behind trees, in the bushes etc… after some time he heard voices coming from behind a bush. He silently tiptoed to the bush and looked at the scene.
They were both giggling 
The girl had a pigeon in her hands
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“Okay - Now give it back to me - Its my turn to shyteee on its head” 
Now thats what I call REVENGE 
That’s a good one.