Passing a Grenade in Your Sleep

paijee · December 11, 2009, 2:07am

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The only thing that bothered me after getting married was having to hold in my farts - I'm a bit of a fart connesiuer (sp) and have quite a varied repetoire.

So on Day 1 - I just let rip.

So my advice to male & female is - let rip as earlyas possible, break the ice (or melt it depending on the ferocity of your braaaaps)

But in 14 years - I'm yet to hear her indulge in such activity

Sara516 · December 11, 2009, 2:10am

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Ok honestly, its not a manly thing to do...just a silly thing.

all this time i've been married, i've never heard him let one out intentionally. EVER.

X2 · December 11, 2009, 2:13am

why? u only fart when someone is on top of you?

paijee · December 11, 2009, 2:44am

More likely when on top - everything is 'opened up'

PyariCgudia · December 11, 2009, 3:52am

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urgh. let's steer away from the anatomically detailed descriptions of how opened up you get during sex.

thanks.

cat-woman · December 11, 2009, 5:29pm

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cat-woman · December 11, 2009, 5:34pm

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Monk · December 11, 2009, 9:05pm

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^that was soundless

Iconoclast · December 11, 2009, 9:09pm

You came after such a long time and only a .

SindSagar · December 11, 2009, 10:44pm

I thought this thread was about.............Pomogrenades.......:D

some simily Grenade!............pff!

Chaachi · December 12, 2009, 12:36am

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hahahah couldnt stop laughing..

mama_ki_dua · December 12, 2009, 12:59am

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PCG you’re adorable

Monk · December 12, 2009, 5:12am

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but don't sleep next to her.

X2 · December 12, 2009, 8:53pm

some may have felt the same about detailed descriptions of passing gas in one's sleep :)

dildirani · December 12, 2009, 9:01pm

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If one didn’t emit gases, isn’t that more concerning:konfused:?

X2 · December 12, 2009, 9:03pm

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well as they say why fart and waste it
when you can burp and taste it

dildirani · December 12, 2009, 9:07pm

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That’s a new one. Never heard that. Althought I have heard ‘it is better out than in’. I guess a person could combust if they kept it in.

DramayBazz · December 12, 2009, 9:46pm

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nauseating thread