I have many phobias.
Having lived with a number of girls as I was dorming for college and have had roommates since then in an apartment setting, I’ve shared very close space with other women.
And it is NOT UNCOMMON to hear one pass in the middle of the night.
If you hear a “pfffhhhmp” from your wife while you’re up working or whatever while she’s asleep…what would be your reaction?
Would you leave her?
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why would i leave her
its just gas right 
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you should ask this question to soldier boy, if he would leave u for this reason
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The grenade!!!
you are too funny !!!
You are talking about THE GRENADE to hubbies over here? I mean you haven’t left your roomies for that - !!! It would be super funny if hubby walks out on her for that
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Soldier boy may throw a grenade on her if she passes that sleeping on the bed. He may also suffer from PTSD
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I never pass gas. Girls dont fart. (Thats "Rule Number One" in our house).
It was the dog.
I never pass gas. Girls dont fart. (Thats "Rule Number One" in our house).
It was the dog.
I would tease her !!!
I never pass gas. Girls dont fart. (Thats "Rule Number One" in our house).
It was the dog.
lol... who said that girls dont fart!?!! ?
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there was an ep of malcolm in the middle where lois (the mum) wanted to get a bigger bed so she would have clearance space to fart without her husband noticing. he spent the whole ep thinking that she didn't love him anymore and wanted space so they didn't have to cuddle or whatever. in the end it was revealed that as soon as she fell asleep every night she'd let a big one out; he'd kept to himself all those years so she wouldn't feel embarrassed.
your spouse is gonna be there through green snot colds, watching you vomit when you have a stomach bug and so much more. i think they can deal with a bit of farting. like mama said, it was the dog.
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lol PGC! you know what, you do get over that part hehe, coz i fart in my sleep...we just just laugh about how loud it was in the morning
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^I love ur signature.
Life mods would you please leave the windows open tonite?
Shukria!
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girls don’t fart! it’s always the hubby’s fault 
damn straight 
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Women have a stinkiest farts ever!!!!!
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the key is to hold your butt cheeks apart when you're about to fart, that way there's no noise. keep nice scented plugin's in your room at all times so when you do fart, the odor combines with that of the plugin, and if your husband still smells something just say honey, i think it's just you :) problem solved.
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a very bad picture, "zor zor sey sar hilaaying to get that picture out of the mind" anyways i dunno how many ppl watched HAROLD AND KUMAR this reminds me of that, but well on a serious not this is not something that should create a problem, its natural and you are only human, plus it was unintentional as well. On the other hand i will not miss this opportunity to laugh at her face :D
the key is to hold your butt cheeks apart when you're about to fart, that way there's no noise. keep nice scented plugin's in your room at all times so when you do fart, the odor combines with that of the plugin, and if your husband still smells something just say honey, i think it's just you :) problem solved.
a lot of research went behind this shabash
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^practice makes perfect ;)