Passing a Grenade in Your Sleep

why sleep only… whatabout the other odd times? :smiley: i did once when we were* in action …* it happened quite involuntarily and not to mention Very emabarrassing :cb:

Re: Passing a Grenade in Your Sleep

This has got to be the most disgusting thread ever!

LOL. best comment ever.

wow…i’d never be able to be in action again.

that i do agree with :k:

YOURFRIEND : I got to say that would be a moment killer :rotfl:

y disgusting?.. its real life issue .. u go through with it and deal with it Everyday .. so discuss it

don't be scared fallenpieta, everybody poops :) (and farts).

so you’ve tried it eh?

yeah… funny .. although we had to stop right there but he enjoyed it alot… i never heard him laughing out that loud before… :D.. he even woke up the kids..

Re: Passing a Grenade in Your Sleep

^if he liked it that much you should do it more often

Re: Passing a Grenade in Your Sleep

They now make cards that you can give to your new significant other. The card is for reaching the relationship milestone of farting in front of your S.O.

Re: Passing a Grenade in Your Sleep

^LOL

in that case hubby would have been proud of receiving the card on day number 2 of our marriage! :omg:

hmm !!! Men I tell ya! They feel comfortable anywhere n everywhere :halo:

:rotfl:

That's right. Women don't fart. They toot.

And I once read a story in (Seventeen magazine, I think) about how this girl had attended a party where the DOG actually did fart. Since she was near the dog, people thought it was HER. She pointed at the dog........told them the dog did it. But nobody believed her. Some people think dogs are too cute to be blamed. Like blaming a baby. But who knows? Perhaps a spouse would be more gullible.

Re: Passing a Grenade in Your Sleep

ewwwwwuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwuh
ew
ew
ew
ew

Re: Passing a Grenade in Your Sleep

Toot. Toot.

Toooooooooot.

Re: Passing a Grenade in Your Sleep

Toot on cadet green beret

:rotfl:

Re: Passing a Grenade in Your Sleep

just dont leave a candle burning, if it ignites then you have very different set of problems.

he must be on the top.