Pakistani party scene 101.(from a guys perspective)
Well dudes, In Pakistan the party scene is quite different to what you all have experienced in the west.
Now I am talking about partying not about your usual girlfriend, boyfriend, love, ishq, pyar and mohabbat crap.
Here are a few pointers…
Choice will be limited (beggars cant be choosers) in any party in Pakistan , The girls who go out and party , 9 out of 10 are butt ugly and partying is the only way they can have a good time with the guys. choose a steady girl, who likes you and you somewhat like her.
Lets call her the alpha female or AF for short, Go to parties with her but remain on the prowl but in a very naive way, so that she does not suspect. Cause in Pakistan landing in a party without a girl is totally un-cool and chechora (labelling is very common in Pakistan).
Most of the AF females (the ugliest ones) and Us even, want to have se* . Sleep with her but take all the precautions possible, otherwise you will complicate things in a 1000 different Pakistani ways and would have to take Party scene 201 course.
Once you have found the AF You really like, she is attractive and se*y Dump the old/intermediate AF as though you dint even know her. She will shed a few tears , will be really upset , but then again , Life goes on ….
Remember, All this is NOT MARRIAGE MATERIAL just for partying …
from what iv heard i think the same is applicable from a females prespective too, a pakistani residing female anyway...no mention of drink? i guess she lied to me...the cow
Pokray Miaan, I am not stopping you do partyin and drinking and whatever. Maybe I wasnt brought up right or whatever which kept me away from such things. You also die once just as you live once and waisay bhee I belong to this group of people who share a common belief that we are accountable of our actions in the world so yeah it may sound totally Whack to you but I gotta stick to my beliefs here, if you know what I mean
You kiddin’ me right?
So does Pakora’s line “Sleep with her but take all the precautions possible,” mean they sleep on separate beds or as bros and sis?
That’s not what my chacha has been telling me. Apparently it is a very modren scene yaar (spelling mistake intended). Not like the '80’s when you could get castrated just for looking at a girl.
btw this represents perhaps 2 percent of even urban pakistan. just thought the 'in pakistan' and 'every male in pakistan' was a bit of an overstatement.
I am sure there are other more-humane ways to enterain in pakistan too 
