Re: Pakistan Airforce Crackdown on Beards (merged)
hahhaah. This is mighty funny. Here is the replay of the scene.
Sq. Leader Maqbool in ops room talking to his pilots.
Ok guys, we have just received mission instructions. We need to go bomb some Mullahs in the mountains.
Pilot officer Maulvi Tamizuddin. Come again sir! what did you say?
Sq. Leader Maqbool: Oh Tamizi you still haven't recoverd from the ear infection. You ought to shave some extra hair around your ears. I was just explaining that we need to bomb some Talib positions because they just killed 30 soldiers from Frontier Corps.
P. Offier Tamizuddin: Good Sir. I got it. Let me go check with Maulvi Badruddin Siddiqi for a fatwa.
Maqbool: Oh that's great. We have always fought our missions that way. We highly encourage our pilots to go seek a fatwa even for bathroom breaks.
A bit later Tamiz mian returns. Says: Sorry officer, Maulana Bad-Rudder-din has frobidden me from bombing the Taliban positions. Maulana Bad has also asked me not to shave extra hair around me ears.
In light of these Fatwas I can't take part in this mission and in fact I want to leave PAF right now as per the instructions of Maulana Bad.
Re: Pakistan Airforce Crackdown on Beards (merged)
According to our Bao from Bihar, the new name for PAF, is Pakistan Air Fatwabazi. This is all thanks to pilot officer Tamizuddin and his beard. He now works as an hot-Air-full assistant to Maulana Bad-Rudder-Din.
Re: Pakistan Airforce Crackdown on Beards (merged)
Oh Baboo! We are discussing PAF and not some mad-house-russah (mudrassah) run by a pur-Israr doctor.
Fighter pilots are there to protect the country from internal as well as external enemies. Heck if one bearded hazrat doesn't want to do his job, the so be it. He should have paid back tax-payer's money that was spent on training him.
I guess PAF should do a better job in the selection process. People like these Hujra baaz Maulanas should be rejected way in the beginning. These maulvis are meant to do Allah Allah so they should not be allowed in the forces.
you know what i mean.