Hey Y’all,
Weddings, marriages, shaadis, whatever you call it, its a big party! What is the funniest/weirdest/downright shocking/amusingly idiotic thing you have overheard or seen at such an event?
The weirdest thing I have ever seen at a shaadi is a fight. Dunno what happened but the camera man did catch one uncle jee sock it to the other, while standing behind the couple’s sofa for a picture!
:halo:
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bride's honeymoon suite/suitcase was broken into by some immature girls from the guy's side.
needless to say, whatever was in the suitcase was only meant for the groom's eyes.
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^ Tauba hai!
LoL!
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A big outright fight on the dancefloor involving the grrom...while the bride continued to sit on the stage sharmaaiying
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Down my street theres a hindu family and at the end of the girl’s wedding, they had a rukhsti-type ceremony where she came home first before setting off in the groom’s convoy. A lot of their guests had come back for this part of which 2 men (one middle aged and the other old) got into a pretty serious brawl that eventually involved both sides’ women screaming, shouting and crying for them to stop. Their cries were enough to give you goose pimples. The younger of the men had the other held up against a car and was literally kneeing the other in the stomach. It was violent enough for someone to call the police.
Was fun watching though 
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I was at a Paki wedding, where most people were conservative...but the bride's side...her mamoo/mumani etc were on the dance floor dancing and getting down...now her mumani was wearing kind of a revealing sari...and so was another family members...
now here were some kids/guys sitting at a table getting a kick out of it...when i guess the aunti's stomach started showing.....this boy yelled out really loud...
"Antiii your EPIDERMIS is showing".....heheheheheh i thought it was so funny and well deserved for the baji/anti's out there just dancing in front of everyone, and just bouncing around and showing some major skin...they were totally embarassed...and the boy said t loud enough for others to hear and laugh as well
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Had sum 25+ year old try to pick up a 15 year old girl who was the daughter of a close family friend, needless to say we never saw that guy ever again for obvious reasons.
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DJ got cursed for playing lousy music, after retaliation from the DJ it turned into a fist fight with some additional shouting and cursing to spice it up a bit.
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:D
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Haqmehar was $6 .. tat is right.. only six dollars 
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Dj was fuming mad and called ppl to come to him if they dont like hs music instead of sending kids.
okay let me come clean, it was oen of those pompous DJs who think they are rocking ibiza and not some shaddi in poughkeepsie, NY. Anyways, I kept getting kittle kids to go up and tell him to "play better music" or "can you mix a little better" etc...poor guy thought kids were coming up to make requests but they all were just asking him these questions..at one point he threw his headphone..and stormed off...leter he realized who was messing with him but he did not want to take on bunch of bored guyz spread out in the back of the room :D
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hahaha fraudz. Ours was so funny cos we were sitting there and saying God this DJ needs to get smacked for playing such lousy music. well what do you know! :D
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The barat arrived and as the people from the groom's car got out, bride's brother embraced a middle aged man and than asked him where the groom was. I am the groom said the middle aged man. You are old enough to be my sister's father the bride's brother screamed. There than followed a four hour shouting match during which the girl's side insisted that they were introduced to a different and much younger looking guy and the groom side insisting that he was the guy they had chosen. Eventually the drama which had started around mid day finished around 4 pm with the barat returning home empty handed. As it turned out afterwards the guy had pulled this trick before and had returned home empty handed about three or four times.
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water cooler aapka huwa sir ji.
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1) a 12 yr old girl pinched my male cousins bum, Hilarious...
2) A wedding we went to Someone stole all the gold from the girls house 2 days before the wedding...LOL nuts
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OH MY GOD!!
How could they have made such a mistake?
I"m assuming the bride and groom did not keep in contact w/ each other before the wedding??
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aap beeti toh naheen hai yeh?
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Parday mein rehnay doh parday na uthao. 
I remember on the way back the taxi guy said to me “Toh aap kar latey shadi uss larki say”.
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This was back in the mid 60’s. There was no such thing as keeping in touch in those days. Maap, baap nay shaadi teh kee aur khalas.
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Accha phir it makes more sense that ahppened 
I wonder if that wud happen amongst ur average, slightly maaaaaaaadraaaaaarn family today