Rich (Urdu-speaking) Holdhold:
Beti: Papa, meri gadi kharab ho gayi thi aur maine aap se kaha bhi tha ke mujhe nayee gaadi chahiye.
Dad: Par beta maine aap ko parso hi to wo gaadi dilaayi thi.
Beti: I know papa par main kya karti. Uss cycle waale ki waja se meri gaadi ka accident huwa.
Dad: Ok beta. Laikin please Ainda chalaate wakt khayal rakhna. You know that I get worried jab tum raat ke 2 ya 3 baje tak bhi ghar nahi aati.
Beti: I know papa. Ok papa aap Ramoo Kaka se keh dena ke wo meri shopping ke bags mere Room mein rakh de. Main Flying lessons pe jaa rahi hoo.
Papa: Beta…sunno… pulls out keys for the new shiny car Ye lo.
Beti: Ooooooo!!! Thanks Papa…You are the best!!!
Lower-class (punjabi-speaking) Household:
Mother: Wey aootrya…wey tera bera gharak ho jaawe throws bartan @ son Aye tussi roz roz da kanjar-khaana kyo banaya hoya aye. Kal nu ghar de phaande wi waich laya je.
Son: Amma…lya dyaaN ga tainu tere paise wi waapas. Ki ho gaya aye. Tenu pata aye ke mere yaar ne kya aye ke aonde hatt zameen da tota lagan waala aye. Bas kush paisya di kami si, ao main denda pyaaN. Aye jinne wi paise ne, mera yaar aus to dugne waapis kare ga.
Mother: Wey nikal jaa aitho…Tera pyo hunda te ajj tenu aap hi poch lainda. Aap ta kanjar chala gaya te mainu chadd gaya ais Waile Mushtandya de hath. grabs her head and sits down on Manji
Outside Voice: O chal aa oye yaar. Kithe bah gaya aiN
Son: Oye aunda pyaaN Billo Bori (friend’s name), Sabr kar laa.
If you got any more, feel free to add them.
I was just bored right now & needed some time to kill so I made this 
Wo to yoo lag raha hai jaise kharash kar raha ho 
baychari frustrated mom