***Only in Pakistan***

[superstar]

Re: Only in Pakistan

@Hum_Hain_Lajawab

Lower-class (punjabi-speaking) Household:

Mother: Wey aootrya…wey tera bera gharak ho jaawe throws bartan @ son Aye tussi roz roz da kanjar-khaana kyo banaya hoya aye. Kal nu ghar de phaande wi waich laya je.
Son: Amma…lya dyaaN ga tainu tere paise wi waapas. Ki ho gaya aye. Tenu pata aye ke mere yaar ne kya aye ke aonde hatt zameen da tota lagan waala aye. Bas kush paisya di kami si, ao main denda pyaaN. Aye jinne wi paise ne, mera yaar aus to dugne waapis kare ga.
Mother: Wey nikal jaa aitho…Tera pyo hunda te ajj tenu aap hi poch lainda. Aap ta kanjar chala gaya te mainu chadd gaya ais Waile Mushtandya de hath. grabs her head and sits down on Manji
Outside Voice: O chal aa oye yaar. Kithe bah gaya aiN
Son: Oye aunda pyaaN Billo Bori (friend’s name), Sabr kar laa.

If you got any more, feel free to add them.
I was just bored right now & needed some time to kill so I made this

lol …funny:cb:^

[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

Re: Only in Pakistan

I don't know if u guys missed the good part from the first one. I edited it & put it in blue. :p

[Krypton]

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[Zapp]

Re: Only in Pakistan

Billo Bori !!!