One line jokes

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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They say the camera adds 10lbs. Stop eating cameras!

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I did a sponsored walk, once. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

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A good book is called a “page turner” – surely that is the minimum you expect from any book.

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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said, “Aren’t you going to help?” I said, “No, six should be enough.

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Hahahah :smiley:

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The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.

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Seriously :rotfl:

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:hehe:

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:rolleyes:
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:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
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Good one buzzy

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.