They say the camera adds 10lbs. Stop eating cameras!
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I did a sponsored walk, once. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.
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A good book is called a “page turner” – surely that is the minimum you expect from any book.
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said, “Aren’t you going to help?” I said, “No, six should be enough.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Hahahah :D
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The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
Seriously 
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Good one buzzy
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.