One advice to Housewife for her situation!

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You KILL me iggle and Dubai Police will throw you into the lock up and then Dubai Shariah Courts will force you to pay 300,000 dirhams blood money to my parents and my parents will not be able to forgive you and refuse the blood money because I will be writing that in my will.
:chai:

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^ So I get to keep my 300,000 dirhams in the end! Excellent!

You asked someone to kill you! I offered and wanted to get paid for it too! Hehe! Besides now I can't get a new oven! Lol! :)

Janab mariN aap k dushman

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iggle if you want a new oven i can get you one:smack: do not need to kill me :stuck_out_tongue:

saqi yeh howi na baat:chai:

Baat oven sai buhut aagay berh kai nayai pots and pans tak puhunch chukki hai Aisha !

we are almost in the final stages of the plotting and planning … haha … iggle and i reached an agreement through exchanging notes on our profiles !

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why dont i send over ID Design and they can just refit her kitchen with new stuff while we are at it:chai:

and yeah kitchenaid food factory included:chai: that is like worth 10k dirhams:cb:

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A - Now you must pay us 300,000 dirhams each if you want to live! I so need a holiday in Dubai! Hehe! :)

Wow! Holy Moly! That is a better offer!

I like what you mind is thinking! Agreed! Your life shall be spared. :slight_smile:

Ps - How many cups of coffee are you drinking every day? Lol!

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lol:rotfl:

it was already spared:p i am going u and deva a favour:@:

why ?? actually i do not drink tea or coffee anymore or if i absolutely have to then very les..

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whoever ffers advice hey should offer like they are offering to their own brother or sister, it's matter of someone's life

Sarkar aakhir hum naukar kiske haiN

Bari khabar rakhtay haiN janab

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saqi kis key naukar ho? :eek:

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writing in roman urdu should be made haram on GS

Haram … :omg: … thats like a fatwa given out for roman urdu… !

Agreed! Lol! :)

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khawa why? is it because you are unable to understand it? :cb:

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:confused::konfused:

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captain FT ek advice aap ke liye bhi hain

roman urdu ya to sahee likhey ya na likhey

its a torture to our eyes

and we all know what u can do to torturers in islam ........

hahahah