…there is this new hottie in the office. How do I get her to notice me?
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no there isn't. no you can't.
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hasn't she already?? quit lying.
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Moi? Lie? Heaven's forbid. But seriously....new hottie in office. Do I ask her if she enjoy's pillow fights? I am not sure.
.....there is this new hottie in the office. How do I get her to notice me?
She hasn't already? That's hard to believe, CM. Surely, you MUST stand out. :p
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Being 4 feet 8 inches and 200 pounds most definitely...if she ever looks down that is :D But man she is a cutie...sigh So close to valetine's day.
Moi? Lie? Heaven's forbid. But seriously....new hottie in office. Do I ask her if she enjoy's pillow fights? I am not sure.
To which she'll respond: "Would you enjoy being smothered by a pillow?", before she gives you the shank-eye and walks away.
To which she'll respond: "Would you enjoy being smothered by a pillow?", before she gives you the shank-eye and walks away.
^ She'll be shooting herself in the foot by asking him. I hear midgets can run away pretty fast. She's better off smothering without warning.
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Hey thanks for the idea that she is kinky. Most definitely asking her about the pillow fight...i wonder if she has PJs.....
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jump out a window...that will surely draw some attention!
Being 4 feet 8 inches and 200 pounds most definitely...if she ever looks down that is :D But man she is a cutie...sigh So close to valetine's day.
Sorry: I missed that bit. If you really are "4 feet 8 inches and 200 pounds", she couldn't have missed you; she's probably just pretending not to notice you, out of politeness.
Maybe you can play the 'sympathy' card?
jump out a window...that will surely draw some attention!
lolz
but make sure you don't fall on her. She wont be any good dead.
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^Lol true that man!
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Kick a man when he is down! That's it. Time to bust out the old 1980's dance moves tonight at the party!
I do one hell of a running man!
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^^ 
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just be like hey wats up ... welcome to the office ... if you need any help lemme kno ... try that
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Oh Every one was joking so did I.
Let me think. 
You know in that sort of situation I start talking about dog to girls.
Cuter the girl is smaller dog gets. Like I would talk about
puppies with her.
This works with scary looking girls too. You start talking about
big scary dogs, like pitbull etc. Then they stop bugging you.
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Uzziel with his doggy advice
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It works, thats how found my wife 