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Ways to get attention from a girl at office:
Walk funny, say you got hurt on your way to work. Need foot massage..if she shows pity.
Ask her if she needed office tour. You know some places others do not.. to get in and out fast.
Say loudly....Thank God you listened to my prayers. Tell her what your prayer was.
Tell her you just gone through divorce for abusing your ex-....lol
etc. etc.
Do not try gasping for air, she may call security guy for CPR!
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Yes.
She was picking up puppies to fix and sell them.
I knew right there she was a smart girl who knew how to make
money.
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an fix puppies
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Start talking about the annoying rash you have on your leg...offer to show it to her.
She will be impressed by your honesty and will immediately fall in "lowe" with you.
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:pcg:
Wear a hot pink satin shirt with yellow polka dots 
Or better yet, just leave your file or sunglasses or wallet at her desk 
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The gentleman's way - give her a nice smack on the butt. Women respond to that.
Or do the rattle with your tongue when you see her. Thats promising.
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Learn to notice yourself and pretty soon people will notice you.
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^ What does that even mean?
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Notice how you look, pay attention to grooming and styling, look in the mirror and see if you are looking good. Be oozing with confidence and lots of gel. That is how you notice yourself and pay attention to yourself. Once you do that, people will notice you.
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^ well thats a lot of work just to get a random new hottie's attention. The tongue rattle never fails.
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I think he should charm her and be all suave!
Pick your nose and flick the 'goods' at her..she'll notice you..
p.s. Inshallah!
The gentleman's way - give her a nice smack on the butt. Women respond to that.
Or do the rattle with your tongue when you see her. Thats promising.
^ ...follow this advice and be prepared for a harassment claim :)
Why don't you just be yourself??? Or will that make her run a mile or two or three lol
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Bring her tea/coffee/, she'll appreciate that.
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Shave your head and go to office in your nikker. Even if she does not notice everybody will notice and ask her, did you see that guy , he has shaved his head and came to work in his nikker. :D
^ well thats a lot of work just to get a random new hottie's attention. The tongue rattle never fails.
im almost afraid to ask...what is the tongue rattle?
