** Tobah! hai sab mujh nunhee see jaan par zulm kartay hain, jab bhi humaray haan Meethai aati hai tou meray hissay main munni si barfi hotee hai sab ek din main chutt kar jaatay hain 
meri nazrain gulab jamun par hotee hain, magar woh meray hissay main nahi aata 
meetha khaanay wali par itna zulm **
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aww.. meri danoo 
yeh lo.. ““gulab jaman tumharay mounh main daling””
phir jaldee say wapis apnay mounh main daling.. and kha jaying 
and speed main bhagging
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Dania : 
nanni si barfi .. wah kya bat hai …
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phir tumharee pitayee ho gee.. jiss tarha pooriyoun ko patakh keh martay hain naa.. 
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CG bhaagay kyun? aur khilain na 
DM tumhara hi phir faida hoga 
soch lo
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oho.. aur lo dano.. meray haathoun say khao.
Re: Nunhee see Jaan Par Zulm
maine kya kiya 
Mera faisa kahan se aya dany
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wah kya baat ki hai :k:
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apnay haathi jaisay deemagh ko kasht do thora tou pata chal jai ga kah kya faida hoga 
Re: Nunhee see Jaan Par Zulm
Mere chotay se dhimag main haathi kaise ayega 
Re: Nunhee see Jaan Par Zulm
jiss tarha fridge main aajata hai
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tumhare fridge main haathi ajata hai 
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hathi kiya.. porra jungle bhi aajayay gaa.
dont u remember " how to put an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps>" :d
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ohooooooooooooo woh wala fridge hai bahut porana hogaya hai 
mere pass new wala hai
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haathi aai ga nahi, tum khud ho na haathi tou deemagh bhi haathi ka hoga, insaan ko deemagh haathi main honay sey raha. 
CG
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tumne mughe kab dekh liya massi
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jab tumhari Admin sey pitai ho rahee thee tou main nay dekh lia tha tum ko
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Mughe admin kyun marega
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arghhhhhhhhh 