No Pressure

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When i go to bed without having dinner, there is no pressure the next morning. That means i have to spend more time in the loo to build up pressure. Which means i get late for work.

Everytime i go to bed without dinner i get late to work the next morning. Happened four times already last couple weeks.

Please help.

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that kinda sounds gross not be mean lolz

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Take some laxatives, or just eat dinner.

Do you watch DVD movies with subtitle on?
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make appointment with ur fam doct or somefin

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drink coffee in the morning as soon as you wake up, then sit and watch the news for few minutes, it will help.

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Metamucil ya bhoosa khao Cheegum bhai, you will be fine.

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no foood…no pressure–> makes sense

The food you eat gets excreted after (maximam) 12 hrs without pressure only when you had something to eat. The food that u ate 12(+/-) hrs ago gets into the large intestine after being chopped up properly from small intestine and sits there until you have ur next meal. Once your next meal gets in the small intestine that creates a pressure on the large intestines and pushes the chopped up food from large intestine to ur rectum, hence easily get excreted :slight_smile: and then hopfully you dont get late for ur work

…and dinner is important part of daily meal :bailan:

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:rotfl:

wake up earlier :smiley:
and eat bran flakes instead…

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If thats the case then a warm glass of water will help you.

I'd suggest a cup of tea but some people find the idea of having breakfast before going to the toilet gross...

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bring captain lota out now :smiley: ( :cb: )

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doodh pya karayn bathroom mayn..saif ali khan ki tarah :hehe:

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hahaha..
well that’s the problem na..

he’s ahhmm..how do i say this in a nice lady like way - not being put to use lately :smiley:

Mama Ki Dua Karde Dhamal....
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u took words right outta ma mouth :hehe:

( i hope i dont get anymore pms from mods :halo: )

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hehe…
dil ki baat keh di :smiley:

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trip to cafe? :D

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ahmm..jee?

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you should eat breakfast in the morning like a cereal with a banana or somthing..... either before you leave home or when you get to work. Then you should have some "pressure" by mid-morning?

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This is a case for Captain Lota :soldier:

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I think u need pressure cooker :chai:

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tis 7:30 AM i m heading out to work, i wonder if Cheeg’s is gonna be late today or on time :cb: