No boxed gifts please

[Sehrysh]

@X2

okay desio…please listen to me, really..seriously
next time there is a shaddi where they say no boxed gifts (or even if it does not say that)

now what u do is you find something that is not so over the top crappy that people would think its a gag, but just something really bad, beat up box, stupid gift..just really lame..now what you do is you cover that with brown wrapping paper, and then a nicer paper, get a really gaudy or offputting card as well, now is the key trick..put this box in another box..a really nice gift box..get great wraping paper, splurge on it, and have the right paper and all types of stuff insode this big box..

your goal is to make sure that when this box is opened its a big deal…get it professionally wrapped if you want, it has to look awesome..

oh yes…sign the card as Miss X (someone you despise who is also going to the same shaddi )

If only I could do that.

I consider protesting the “no boxed gifts” by making a donation on behalf of the couple to a charity and giving them a copy of the donation receipt. I’ll have honored their wish for no boxed gifts and still be able to give a gift of my own choosing.