New Jhokia phone for JUST $200 Without Contract and many more

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We are the leading company in our mohalla and my house is the last one on the left side with picture of Reema hanging on the door.

We sell all kind of products that you may or may not need, but I dont care cause i take you guys as stupid fools who will spend their hard earned dollars based on a thread started by a total stranger

Here is our price lists below

Jhokia 8800 sirocco..$220
Gunnay ka juice – $50,
Saliqa silaa’ee machine – $150
Sil bataa … $235
Phati hui Qameez … $3
Sili hui Qameez … $1
Kuttay ke galay main baandhnay wala pataa .. $175
Kutta … $10
Naswaar ki dabyaa … $110
MQM ki membership … $25000
PTI ki chairmanship … $35
Doosri shadi ke liye molvi ka fatwaa … $100000
Pehli biwi se doori ka taweez … $50000

if you are interested, email me at
[EMAIL=“[email protected]”][email protected]

if you are not interested, call me
888-555-mehboob

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Re: New Jhokia phone for JUST $200 Without Contract and many more

^^ :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: New Jhokia phone for JUST $200 Without Contract and many more

i was about to move this thread :smack:

err oh ha ha quite clever there. ta dah cheerio :chai:

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Re: New Jhokia phone for JUST $200 Without Contract and many more

HAHAHA my first urge—oh no gotta move

:omg:

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Re: New Jhokia phone for JUST $200 Without Contract and many more

wait why does MQM ki membership cost more than PTI? i thought every ghunda mawali and half their families were in MQM :hmmm: and what about Tehreek-e-insaaf? how much for that?

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Re: New Jhokia phone for JUST $200 Without Contract and many more

Can I please buy doosri shadi ke liye Maluvi ka fatwa. Aap koh commission aur duaein bhi milen gee. :blush:

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Do u ship to the uk and wt r the shipping cost.:faizy:

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Re: New Jhokia phone for JUST $200 Without Contract and many more

Phati hui Qameez … $3
**Sili hui Qameez … $1

:omg:
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hain kis ki? :eek:

:hayaa:

btw TLK brilliant thread :omg:

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Sorry ji, aap ke ghar se pehlay hee ‘shohar ko qaboo main rukhnay ka taweez’ khareeda ja chuka hai ..

its our rule, one sale per household

PTI or tehreek-e-insaaf main kiya farq hai :smilestar:

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Re: New Jhokia phone for JUST $200 Without Contract and many more

Ok, you could’ve ask the same question without this double meaning smilie …

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^ dil may chourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :rotfl:

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Re: New Jhokia phone for JUST $200 Without Contract and many more

kis ke dil main chour :hmmm:

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Re: New Jhokia phone for JUST $200 Without Contract and many more

MQM kay :vivo:

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yeah to koi incomplete gaali lug rahee hai mujhay .. MQM Kay … ??

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Re: New Jhokia phone for JUST $200 Without Contract and many more

I poooned yous, you no answers mehboob?

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u just made his day,.

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but I calls 888-555-mehboob

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Re: New Jhokia phone for JUST $200 Without Contract and many more

^ DId not you get the message “sorry mehboob is busy, please leave your credit card number and your bank will call you back as soon as possible” :hmmm:

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I just noticed the gmail and phone number :smack:

hahahahaha hadd hai TLK, really u r one heck of a crazaayy person :hehe: