So..
there was this girl i was talking to…seemed cool…then i realised she is nuts or something…started pulling bollywood style dialogues n stuff…i never even remotely mentioned commitmment or anything…
… so…long story short… she doesn’t stop texting or calling me now…i don’t respond but she’s too clingy…chipkoo kind…
how do i get rid of her??
Re: Need advice…from guys only (women stay out)
Happens all the time.
Congrates, you da man! 
OK. It all depends if you are really interested in her.
Sounds like you do not. So stay quiet, she will get the message. 
Re: Need advice...from guys only (women stay out)
Tell her you're getting married or you have 2 kids. :)
Re: Need advice...from guys only (women stay out)
she will get the message.
hmm....despite the fact that she is bollywood style nuts??
Re: Need advice...from guys only (women stay out)
So..
there was this girl i was talking to......seemed cool......then i realised she is nuts or something.....started pulling bollywood style dialogues n stuff.....i never even remotely mentioned commitmment or anything.... ...... so...long story short..... she doesn't stop texting or calling me now.......i don't respond but she's too clingy...chipkoo kind.......
how do i get rid of her??
yah u need to let her down easy. some girls are just um...u know.
Re: Need advice...from guys only (women stay out)
Tell her you have decided to convert and are now a bahai/jew/rastafarian/buddhist/hindu, and its not okay with your family and the families of girls your parents were trying to hook u up with.
only catch is if she decides she will convert :D
Re: Need advice...from guys only (women stay out)
I still think my advice is awesome.
Re: Need advice...from guys only (women stay out)
If she is acting all Bollywood... why dont you take a page from Tarantino or one step better Akira Kurosawa and tell her your some sort of pyscho who has a thing for raw meat, you see dead people, you like cutting off ears and noses.... and like keeping pet human centipides... that should put her off :p
Re: Need advice…from guys only (women stay out)
i think i mentioned Bollywood style personality..and i meant it 
Re: Need advice...from guys only (women stay out)
hmm....despite the fact that she is bollywood style nuts??
Well simple answer is yes.
But you do have choice to say thank you its flattering but ummm, no. Not interested.
OR
If still she insists then.. you did watch some of those movies did you?
Send her some Phakkar Ashaar back, she will run! Act you are a geek too I mean! ;)
You need some examples? :D
Re: Need advice...from guys only (women stay out)
Happens all the time, some girls you meet really take everything the wrong way, the next thing you know they start thinking you're their boyfriend and have chosen you to be the 'one'... My advice, is put her on total ignore! You will get alot of nasty voicemails, txts, emails and all that jazz. Just dont reply. The hostility will die out soon, until she finds another one to repeat the same drama.
Re: Need advice…from guys only (women stay out)
fake your own death then..
or just be upfront and send her a note that you guys dont have a future together.
I think honesty is best, regardless of how much of a drama queen she is, you should not be messing with her mind, or putting her on ignore so she is distressed by your actions, make it kind, make it swift, make it final.
now go grasshopper..and do the right thing
Re: Need advice…from guys only (women stay out)
just tell her honestly, ‘i don’t want anything serious with you, this is just entertainment for me, not into bollywood estyle drama i am not looking for a romantic texting relationship with you’
don’t lie, be honest rather than making up stuff, she’ll be sad for a while but she’ll get over it, if you lead her on now and then after a couple months spring it on her that you were never looking for anything serious, she’ll feel even crappier and much sadder than if you do it now and get it over with before anymore emotional attachment.
PS:wouldn’t it be easier to get advice from a woman, a woman would know what to say to another woman, we shall not stay out 
Re: Need advice...from guys only (women stay out)
Grow a beard. She'll run away.
Re: Need advice...from guys only (women stay out)
Word to BBQ up there. I know a guy whose marriage was called off because he grew a beard.
Re: Need advice...from guys only (women stay out)
Send her to me.
Re: Need advice…from guys only (women stay out)
i have read a novel where guy fakes flirts with the girl, and when she becomes serious he fakes his death. she mourn about it all the time that why ALLAH SWT did this to her. get into drugs, bad company, etc. and after few years get married to the guy who turn out to be the same flirt. and when she finds out she madly left the house and got herself killed in a car accident. but this time guy was the one in-love with her.
kher, OP, dont do anything. that is the best thing. eventually she will understand it. put your phone on silent. and reply all the other texts at night and important calls the next day. well that is what i do. i barely pick up my cell.
ps. do din text ayea nahi hoon gay, and you are exaggerating as if its been a year. 
Re: Need advice…from guys only (women stay out)
Lol, Which novel is this?
Re: Need advice...from guys only (women stay out)
^Sounds like some sort of weekly khawateen digest story to me.
Re: Need advice...from guys only (women stay out)
Just paint her a pretty picture of what it would be like to Mrs. Nomi. Like how she'd have to be the breadwinner while you sit on the couch all day guzzling soda and munching on paapar and viewing porn....developing a Fanta belly. How she has to do your maata/pita's saiva....which would including giving a hefty portion of her salary to them.....as well as the cooking and pocha dena......needless to mention that she won't be allowed to visit her parents because as your dharam patni...only her funeral pyre should leave your house.....how as a good patni she should always walk 20 paces behind you and that a concession of 10 paces will only be permitted if she's attached to a leash, etc. How she must always address you as "swami"....especially around your family and all of society. Tell her about how her life will be a jaanat or swarg if she commits to you.....and how it can easily become a jahannam if she fails to bring a ton of jahaiz and produce a son in the first year of holy matrimony.
^Basically fire the B-wood dialogs back at her and turn her off.