Name change after marriage

[bhenjee]

@redvelvet

If someone has the nerve to change my name…I’ll put them in their place by bestowing upon the offender a horrendous name to my liking.

**Some particularly ugly ones that come to mind: **Gertrude **(perfect for a goat), Bartholomew (eeew), Boris, Prudence, Hortense, **Mildred, Gretchen, Helga, Gladys (perfect for a cow), Patsy, Dixie, Mertyl. MUAAHAHAHAHA!

hahhahhaha!!! what ugly names really. LOLL. where did you pick them?? im laffing so hard right now.. oh and i would also add ‘Agnes’ to this. Such ol granny names all of them