Re: Name change after marriage
If someone has the nerve to change my name…I’ll put them in their place by bestowing upon the offender a horrendous name to my liking. 
**Some particularly ugly ones that come to mind: ** Gertrude **(perfect for a goat), Bartholomew (eeew), Boris, Prudence, Hortense, **Mildred, Gretchen, Helga, Gladys (perfect for a cow), Patsy, Dixie, Mertyl. MUAAHAHAHAHA!