If you can get caught doing something, you certainly will.
Now I am really shy when it comes to retouching my meager makeup in public. But the moment I pull out my lip gloss thinking its safe to reapply it without getting caught, someone barges in exactly when the gloss stick touches my lips. Its happened so many times that now whenever elevator takes too long, all I have to do is take out my gloss and pucker my lips…and see the magic.
Another one: The most persistent itch at the most perverse of the places will happen at the most public of the places.
The night when your kids will run a fever of over 102' and will barf with regular intervals one after an other will be the night when you have the house full of out of town inlaws, your husband will be on 36hr straight call, you will have a paper due the next morning. joys of motherhood.
The night when your kids will run a fever of over 102' and will barf with regular intervals one after an other will be the night when you have the house full of out of town inlaws, your husband will be on 36hr straight call, you will have a paper due the next morning. joys of motherhood.
Adds in her list of reasons to refrain from getting married
The day you manage to get to office on time, your boss is off.
Just when you are done shaking hands - wearing the most charming smile you can come up with - with the hot consultant working at your office, you discover your fly is open. When you could SWEAR that you zipped it up.
The person u've had u're eye on takes u out to a nice romantic candle-lit dinner.. and when he flashes u his million dollar smile he has spinach stuck inbetween his teeth!
