Uff-oh you didn’t get it: The more you think you’re compatible with someone, the less likely they see you as a compatible. 
Re: My spin on Murphy's laws
thanks Dr. Phill.
Which reminds me that an expert is the one who states the obvious.
Wait a min…this almost sounds like I am putting myself down. 
Re: My spin on Murphy's laws
Cantankerous! Howr ya?? Enjoying the weather? :P
Cantankerous! Howr ya?? Enjoying the weather? :P
Hey I am good. Was enjoying it til the latest squall! :(
How're you? Haven't seen you around lately.
If only you can stop getting so excited...I can SWEAR this issue would be non-existent.
sigh thats what you dont understand woman, these things have a life and a mind of their own.
Re: My spin on Murphy’s laws
Cantankerous, I love your threads. 
The day you have laundry all over your bed and haven’t made your bed and left last night’s dishes in your room is the day an aunty happens to walk in and give you the nasty look.
A mind of their own? More like the only place where the mind can be found for the male species! 
Aunties have given up on me. All you gotta do is throw in come obscure (actually non-existent) philosophy about finding mayhem uplifting, freeing you from the shackles of worldly perceptions of order. The Aunty will end up looking very shell-shocked and mystified while feeling very dumb.
Then they'll have another reason for hating on educating girls!!
Re: My spin on Murphy's laws
Whenever you think it's safe to run to the local shop to fuel your chocolate habit, wearing a hoodie, pj bottoms and slippers - animatedly expressing the Holly Golighty within, you inevitably run into your crush of-the-moment, who duely reels back in horror.
End scene.
Then they'll have another reason for hating on educating girls!!
Lol, true. Aunties win!
Re: My spin on Murphy's laws
to tell you the truth I am very lucky. Atleast that what ppl think about me.
Things which can go right DO go right for me. For some reason.
Whenever you think it's safe to run to the local shop to fuel your chocolate habit, wearing a hoodie, pj bottoms and slippers - animatedly expressing the Holly Golighty within, you inevitably run into your crush of-the-moment, who duely reels back in horror.
End scene.
For some its when they're dressed down, for some its when they're fixing their makeup, for some its when their upper lip fuzz is noticeable...invariably we all run into THAT one at the wrong time! :(
Just when u think it’s alright to run to u’re nearest grocery shop with oil in u’re hair.. (u cud’ve sworn u’re crush was fast asleep and so was the rest of the world!) ALL of them decide to walk together to buy ciggy’s 
Re: My spin on Murphy's laws
You spend months preparing for the exam, and you get tested on the most obscure stuff from the most unimportant chapter!
^ omg deja vu! 
So glad I am not the only one who overlooks stuff for exam!
Yuck! American History!
when someone grins ear to ear the whole time, only to find out later that there was a cilantro leaf plastered on their front teeth.