My pet fish is from India, and it wears a silk sari.
I killed 3 people and paid a trillion bajillion dollars an 53 cents for it.
I feed it miniature balls of ludoo, but in American stores, they call them “Fish Food Pellets”. Sometimes it comes to the surface to take a sip of air to drink.
When my fish is happy it pushes a button and all it’s pretty colors shine against the light. But, when my fish poo-poos in the bowl and I take my place as a phat and lazy American and don’t change the water for too long, it’s not so happy and decides to turn the colors off.
I vaant fishey to have prity colors, so I change paani in bow-el.
Sometimes my fish holds it’s breath and swims up out of it’s bowl and into the air. It comes and swims through my hair. It can’t stay out of it’s bowl for long, because it needs water to breathe.
…what an insult 