My girlfriend puts too much mustard on my sammich.
What should I do?
Ugh. I’m gonna have to retrain her and stuff.
Re: My girlfriend...
'stuff' is the part that concerns me, slims
Re: My girlfriend…
Discipline training.
Re: My girlfriend…
just be honest and tell your make believe gf that you can’t take too much mustard on your sammich and you would prefer loads of chilli powder instead
or if the creative side of you can take over for a sec then it’s the old trick of showing her how to make it the way you like it and getting close to her, like show her how to make it from behind and it would be an excuse for you to cuddle…she would love that 
if she’s the cuddly type, welcome ji see guppans can be helpful too
Re: My girlfriend...
Why do you even accept it? Sheesh party. Also who is the lucky guppan? :D
Re: My girlfriend...
astagfirullah @ post #3
Re: My girlfriend…
:k:
Re: My girlfriend…
I like this second idea. But only during halftime.
Re: My girlfriend...
Just be honoust and say you dont like too much mustard. aint that hard na.
Re: My girlfriend...
trolling
Re: My girlfriend…
What’s wrong with you 
Re: My girlfriend...
Nothing is wrong with Party. He is just FLASHING his inner man :D
Re: My girlfriend...
And what about mayonnaise - does she overdo that as well? Because you know, while you can solve the mustard problem, mayo is a whole other kettle of fish...
Re: My girlfriend…
We can’t all post morally condescending threads, sowwie 
Re: My girlfriend...
Why do you even accept it? Sheesh party. Also who is the lucky guppan? :D
Guppan?? I think you're deflcting bro :D
astagfirullah @ post #3
hai na? lahowulhoweveritends
Re: My girlfriend...
typical example of women never staying on topic
no offence
And what about mayonnaise - does she overdo that as well? Because you know, while you can solve the mustard problem, mayo is a whole other kettle of fish...
Re: My girlfriend...
Guppan?? I think you're deflcting bro :D
hai na? lahowulhoweveritends
LOL! Lies! We all know that! Lies and more lies!
Only a guppan wouldn't know how to make a proper sammich!
Re: My girlfriend…
Where’s the fun in that?
Yes please
See above
Hey pal, buy me a cup of coffee at least before we go any further ok?
Actually she never uses mayo, thinks I’m getting love handles :-/
That last bit is true!
Re: My girlfriend...
Where's the fun in that?
Lol Ok. then make it clear with playing hints.
Re: My girlfriend...
Lol Ok. then make it clear with playing hints.
What sort of hints? Like "Honey you put too much mustard in the sandwich again!!" or "Baby, this is too spicy, make me another one." ?? Hmm i think I'll go for the second option. Thanks!