Re: My girlfriend...
Just fart few times while having meal with her and say loud, "there go u mustard"..
Thank me later ;)
Re: My girlfriend…
tell her she can save money by using less Mustard and you will buy her house with that savings 
Re: My girlfriend…
mustard is good for health u need 2 change yr eating habbits 
Re: My girlfriend…
That’s exactly what she said (ahaha TWSS) . OMG could it be? Oh no!!! shakes in boots
Re: My girlfriend...
smack her........(not on face though)
Re: My girlfriend...
naah man, could never do that
Re: My girlfriend…
i meant…where she likes 
Re: My girlfriend...
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot
Re: My girlfriend…
woman friendly ofcourse!
Re: My girlfriend…
hi again jaani 
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Re: My girlfriend…
LOL!. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
if we both are stalking eachother, it aint really stalking right?
Re: My girlfriend...
LOl !! Guess not. Better just make me a sammich and get it done with. Remember, not too much mustard.
Re: My girlfriend…
Just to be a pain in the ass, im doing loads mustard!
#evilsmile:devil:
Re: My girlfriend…
Sooooooo does your gf know about your friends wife:faizy:?
Re: My girlfriend…
ye jaani kis ki multi hai??? 
Re: My girlfriend…
Ahahaha you broke out the hashtag <3
That’s my broken urdu persona, he’s in a spot of trouble. Poor chap.
This could be true.
unstalks
Re: My girlfriend…
partyslims ka
Re: My girlfriend...
ummm NO!