My fiancee and I have been talking on the phone for some time now. The big day, afterall, is only a month away. We are both getting wedding jitters and have gotten pretty comfortable around each other. Mostly we talk about retarded things, like, “describe a typical day when we are married,” or " If we have a fight, how will you make-up" and other equally inanely stupid drivels sans sex.
However, last night we got around to talking about adultery, and i half-jokingly commented that since I am guy, hence can’t promise that I will ALWAYS be able to be faithful (passing mention of the “seven years’ itch). In response, she took a long pause and replied, " If you ever cheat on me, I will cut that thing off with a rusty serrated knife.”
Now, as a man, i am used to women saying that kinda stuff off the cuff all the time, but it is quite unnerving to hear your future wife say that with such steely conviction. Is it really a bluff, ladies? or are some of you really serious?
I have to know. I must know.
Re: My fiancee has threatened me with dismemberment
^ no its not that,i dont wanna control anyone...but i think a woman whos more sensitive and caring would not chose to cut her husbands' d off or kill him if that happens..and if you have a girl like that why would you wanna cheat, my friend is just an a hole
