My fiancee has threatened me with dismemberment

[pyaricgudya]

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hi dope..

hmm... i duno wat exactly i should say on this..but i think... if u fire..ull get fire back.. especially ifs its ur wife...
i say tht to my man... i find no reason for a man to go to other women...
and if u ppl do.. then we equally have rights to do as we wish..

[PyariCgudia]

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^ on a side note, you're still posting? Jeez, get another nick.

[sweetpip]

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dope u've been warned...so behave!

[dutch_paki]

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@Rosemarina

dutch, aap ka taruf? and that’s not a nice comment you made about women. :naraz: :snooty: :mad:

taruf,

I am dutch_paki, from Holland attended a uni here and living here my whole life. Currently working. for further info. www.google.com

I know its not nice but its the truth. But I ll try to say it in a nicer way in the future should I feel the urge to comment on such topics

[dutch_paki]

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@Mahru

^^^why should the woman suffer when it is the guy who is cheating??? You call that gharailoo…i call it bewakoof.

You men just want women whom you can control and manipulate…but please wake up ppl it is not 1901.

Oh please,

Why are men like this? Well alot are just because of genetic flaws

But many are like this because AMMIJAAN tries to keep IN CONTROL when dearest son is married :o Manipulating all the way
I wonder how you will be when you will have grown up kids (InshaAllah boys and girls)

[Mahru]

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^^ InshaAllah, i will be a very loving and open minded MIL. and Oh please to yourself........:D:o

[dutch_paki]

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/\ InshaAllah

one thing tho :o If you use the word YOU and refer to all main, please include the following two words: except dutch_paki :o

[Sara516]

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@dope

My fiancee and I have been talking on the phone for some time now. The big day, afterall, is only a month away. We are both getting wedding jitters and have gotten pretty comfortable around each other. Mostly we talk about retarded things, like, “describe a typical day when we are married,” or " If we have a fight, how will you make-up" and other equally inanely stupid drivels sans sex.

However, last night we got around to talking about adultery, and i half-jokingly commented that since I am guy, hence can’t promise that I will ALWAYS be able to be faithful (passing mention of the “seven years’ itch). In response, she took a long pause and replied, " If you ever cheat on me, I will cut that thing off with a rusty serrated knife.”

Now, as a man, i am used to women saying that kinda stuff off the cuff all the time, but it is quite unnerving to hear your future wife say that with such steely conviction. Is it really a bluff, ladies? or are some of you really serious?
I have to know. I must know.

member–>r:bash: <----fiancee

–Amputee

And problem is?
What will u do if she cheats?

[Sara516]

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Anyawy, she has every right to, joke about it or serious.. any guy or grl who cheats on thier partner deserves hwat they get

[dutch_paki]

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waise dopy
the error was on your side Perhaps it s me but there are some things you shouldnt joke about .

[WitchDr]

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@dope

.... off with a rusty serrated knife."

A sadistic remark! Dope: Are you into BDSM? If not, get a few lessons now.

[danial]

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Dopey brotha man,

its only cheating if you get caught. there are many catch and realese programs ;) where you may relax for few hours.

[Browneyedbeauty]

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^ expert talking

[danial]

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^ Never cheated in my life,

[PyariCgudia]

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@danial shah

Dopey brotha man,

its only cheating if you get caught. there are many catch and realese programs ;) where you may relax for few hours.

:o

[Browneyedbeauty]

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^ finish your sentence..

[danial]

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@Browneyedbeauty

^ finish your sentence..

i m gonna stick to my statement.

[danial]

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@PyariCgudia

:o

PCG why so red. :o

[PyariCgudia]

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[Captain1]

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“aur talwar toot gayee” …

chalo, kam se kam dope nahi keh sakta “ham ko khabar bhee nahi howi”