Asalam U Alaikum !hoez u al hope fine shine m fine too !bohat din se kuch ronay wala mahool hai kuch members ko shikayat bhi hai k aaisa kion hai so iss dhaagay mein sirf hasna hai no rona dhona so aap bhi apnay pasandeeda mazahiya shair share kar saktay hain 1st one is from your frnd sId !
Raat Ka Waqt Bhi Hai Aur Masjid Bhi Qareeb
Uthein Jaldi Se Paigham e Amal Lai Hoon
Ghar Main Filhal Jitne Bhi Purane Jooty Hain
Aap Bhi Ja Kar Badal Laein Main Badal Laai Hoon
Hath Pakra Nabz Dekhi Chashma Lagaya
Kuch Socha Aur Ishq Ka Beemar Likh Dia
Qurban Kion Na Jaon Main Aaise Hakeem K
Nushkhe Mein Jis Ne SharbaT E Deedar Likh Dia
kukar de naa'n utay le aayan aye ill mahiyaa
aj roti nahin labhni bhanvay la lein till mahiyaa chal ghar de'aan kaman noo'n ral-mil ke muka laiye
main makeup karni aa'n tuu'n aaloo chil mahiyaa
** (Apni Aisi Wife Hou larka)** Apni aaisee wife ho,.
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
*Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho. *
*Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
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*LARKI KA JAWAB
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*6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho *
*Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho *
*Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho *
*Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho
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"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha
"Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain"
Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti
"do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain
Ladki: *Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
*Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
bore ppl share sumthin
khush na ho itna jo yeh teri barat hai
jal jan jayega to kia teri auqaat hai
izdawaji zindgani ki haqeeqat hum say poch
chaar din ki chandni phir andheri raat hai
Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga:omg:
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,mein bhi sukhi