Musharraf says his head hangs in shame

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Bhutto tragedy: Musharraf says his head hangs in shame

Written by Goog0L Story written: 02 January 2008

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Pakistan’s self-proclaimed President and Supreme Commander of All Things Pakistani, Pervez Musharraf today conceded defeat to the prying eyes of the “restless” media and accepted that he “should’ve done a better job”, in the sensational but routine assassination of Benazir Bhutto.

He said, “My head hangs in shame when I hear about the Benazir saga”, addressing a meet consisting of media persons, PPP party-men and his supporters from the army . It seemed at first the President was sulking about the denial of security provided to late Mrs. Bhutto. However it turned out that he was not really ashamed about the killing, but the way it was covered up.

“I know we should have done a better job covering it up.. we are a nuclear-armed nation, with children playing with AK-47s in every street and alley. We have Bin-Laden, ISI, Taliban, Al-Qaeda, and a host of other groups of religious zealots which can put the army of Uganda to shame. All for what? Can’t we even chalk out a decent excuse for a routine assassination?”

In a fit of rage he stormed off the stage and slapped a few high-ranking army officers occupying the front rows of the hall. The entire hall reverberated with shouts of "Is* this** what they teach you in the army?! Who told you that a sun-roof could kill a human?"*

Immediately, the journos were commanded to leave the hall and thereafter, strange noises could be heard from within.

In a completely unrelated incident, 5 dead bodies were recovered later in the same area. Official reports indicated death due to “mauling by a panda or a similar wild animal”.

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Who told you that a **sun-roof* could kill a human?"

*even though written as a satirical piece, the above statement is written as if indeed that is the explanation the govt gave. the writer perhaps didnt know that it was not just a sunroof...it was specially fitted with bullet proof metal sheets on at least 2 sides...and thats what her head hit.

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Even Mush realised how stupid that story was

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapc…psy/index.html

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (CNN) – Pakistan’s Interior Ministry backtracked Tuesday on its statement that Benazir Bhutto died because she hit her head on a sunroof latch during a shooting and bomb attack. The two suspects (circled) who the Pakistan government believe were involved in Bhutto’s assassination.

The government also published a reward offer in several national newspapers to anyone who could identify two suspects from the killing.
Interior Ministry spokesman Javed Iqbal Cheema told CNN the ministry will wait for the findings from forensic investigators before making a conclusion about her cause of death.

Cheema said he based his statement Friday about the sunroof latch “on the initial investigations and the reports by the medical doctors” who treated her at Rawalpindi General Hospital. “I was just narrating the facts, you know, and nothing less nothing more,” Cheema said. :hehe:
“There’s no intention to conceal anything from the people of Pakistan,” an Interior Ministry news release said.
The reward offer, which appeared with photographs of the dead suspects, said that “the person identifying these terrorists will be awarded a cash prize of 5 million rupees (about $81,400) and his identity will also be kept confidential” – a total reward available of 10 million.
“The response from the public has been nil so far,” Punjab spokesman Ashfaq Gondal said Tuesday afternoon.
Athar Minallah, a lawyer on the board that manages Rawalpindi General Hospital, told CNN Monday that doctors did not make the statements attributed to them by the government.
The medical report – obtained by CNN from Minallah – made no mention of the sunroof latch and listed the cause of death as “Open head injury with depressed skull fracture, leading to Cardiopulmonary arrest.”
Pakistan’s Interior Ministry said Thursday it was from a bullet or shrapnel wound, but then it announced a day later that Bhutto](Benazir Bhutto : News & Videos about Benazir Bhutto - CNN.com) died from a skull fracture suffered when she fell or ducked into the car as a result of the shots or the explosion and crashed her head into a sunroof latch.
Bhutto’s family and political party maintain that the government is lying, and insist she died from gunshot wounds.
Several videos show a gunman firing a pistol toward her just moments before a bomb detonated nearby as she left a rally.
The U-turn on the sunroof claims will only heighten speculation as to the exact cause of Bhutto’s death.
Minallah issued an open letter Monday and released the doctors’ clinical notes to distance them from the government statement.
In the letter, Minallah said the doctors “suggested to the officials to perform an autopsy,” but that Saud “did not agree.” He noted that under the law, police investigators have “exclusive responsibility” in deciding to have an autopsy.
Minallah told CNN that he was speaking out because the doctors at the hospital](http://topics.cnn.com/topics/rawalpindi_general_hospital) were “threatened.”
“They are government servants who cannot speak; I am not,” he said. He did not elaborate on the threats against the doctors.
He said the lack of an autopsy has created “a perception that there is some kind of cover-up, though I might not believe in that theory.”
“There is a state within the state, and that state within the state does not want itself to be held accountable,” Minallah said.
The three-page medical report, which was signed by seven doctors, described Bhutto’s head wound, but it did not conclude what caused it. It noted that X-ray images were made after she was declared dead.
The wound was described as an irregular oval of about 5 centimeters by 3 centimeters above her right ear. “Sharp bones edges were felt in the wound,” it read. “No foreign body was felt in the wound.”
Rawalpindi’s police chief was accused Monday of stopping doctors at the hospital where Bhutto died from conducting an autopsy.
It was a violation of Pakistani criminal law and prevented a medical conclusion about what killed the former prime minister, said Minallah.
However, the police chief involved, Aziz Saud, told CNN that he suggested an autopsy be done – but that Bhutto’s husband objected.
Cheema said the government had no objection to Bhutto’s body being exhumed for an autopsy if the family requested it.
Her widower,Asif Ali Zardari](http://topics.cnn.com/topics/asif_ali_zardari), has said the family was against exhumation because it did not trust the government.
Minallah said the family could not have prevented an autopsy at the hospital without getting an order from a judge.
The revelations about the exact cause of Bhutto’s death came after new videotape of her assassination emerged, showing her slumping just after gunshots rang out.
The tape provided the clearest view yet of the attack and appeared to show that Bhutto was shot. That would contradict the Pakistan government’s account.
A previously released videotape showed a man at the right of her vehicle raising a gun, pointing it toward Bhutto, who was standing in her car with her upper body through the sunroof. He fired three shots, then there was an explosion.
In the video that emerged on Sunday, Bhutto was standing, and her hair and scarf appeared to move, perhaps from the bullet. Bhutto fell into the car, then came the blast.These images seem to support the theory that Bhutto died at the hands of a shooter before a bomb was detonated, killing another 23 people.
Bhutto’s husband, in an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Monday, called for an international investigation into his wife’s death, saying the new video proves the Pakistani government “has been trying to muddy the water from the first day.” “Everything is now very clear that she was shot,” Asif Ali Zardari said.
Zardari also called on the U.S. government to push for an international probe. “I want them to help me find out who killed my wife, the mother of my children,” he said of the Bush administration.
The reward offer announced: “The public is hereby informed that the two individuals in the above photograph are the accused terrorists involved in the Liaqat Bagh, Rawalpindi Terror Attack, which resulted in the death of the Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto and others.” ‘Mohtarma’ is a title of respect in the Urdu language.

“The person identifying these terrorists will be awarded a cash prize of 5 million rupees (about $81,400) and his identity will also be kept confidential,” said Punjab Chief Minister Chaudhry Pervaiz Elahi – a total reward available of 10 million.
“The response from the public has been nil so far,” Punjab spokesman Ashfaq Gondal said Tuesday

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:hehe:

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From the original link: “La-Whore:”

Hahaha… :hehe:

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SAD but Not Funny!..:nook:

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Musharraf is really the laughing stock of the world right now.

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Sindsagar

It is sad alright but your favorite Musharraf is the one who made Pakistan the joke of the universe by his non-stop lies. He cannot even lie properly.

If you are going to cover up a bullet hit, what kind of genius comes up with handle as the excuse? He might as well have blamed it on death gas from Mars.

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Let's have an autopsy? What has anyone got to hide? :)

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They were quite content on sticking to that loony bin sun roof theory, and their supporters, ex-mqm shooters were also presenting their own loony bin justifications and reinventing physics, but sadly the video showed up (oh no)! Poor Sheema had to eat his words :hehe: As for the doctors, I am sure they can be offed, renal failure would work.

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Why are PPP supporters scared on an autopsy being carried out? Are they trying to hide something? Maybe the statement from Farooq Naik (BB's Lawyer and senior PPP official) that BB had a bullet wound in her abdomen has scared the PPP leadership - just incase it was an inside job? If people are going to make claims whether BBB was shot or not, then let an autopsy take place. :)

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Only a blind monkey would need an autopsy to confirm a bullet hitting her after watching that video :hehe:

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Did it really hit BB? Can this be proved beyond reasonable doubt? Only an autopsy can do that. What is Zardari and PPP supporters scared of? Is it because the truth could be different to what they want to believe? :)

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Please refer to Sheema's U-turn.

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Doctors trained in Pakistan will no longer be able to practice any where else.

These guys can't tell between a bullet wound and a concussion.

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First question to be asked is: Musharraf has shame??? :smack:

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^I doubt it, the idiot yesterday said that he strongly beleives hes very popular amongst the people of Pakistan. The bhudda obviously has no clue, or is a very dheet liar who will probably end up as another Zia.

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He has been growing fatter and fatter. Now he looks just pudgy and haggard. Taht's why it's such a risk to be so egtistically risque`. The ghosts come back to haunt you when you sleep.

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what about that audio tape jo cheemay nay release ki thi? you know the one where Masood is gloating about the attack in pushto and mentioning that he's sitting at Anwar Shah's house smoking a hukka? (or ganja or heroine)
how is the gov't gonna play that one for the oh-so-transparent investigation of the scotland yard.