Mufeed Thread..

For the past couple of days I have been reading comments in cafe about how BORE how NON-SENSE how CHILDISH how NON_INTELLECTUAL the threads in cafe are. They think that cafe should be a place to discuss Analytical Geometry and Calculus. Or at least we should be discussing history and find out the reason why Mumtaz Mehal let the second kabootar go when Jahangir bhai suddenly appeared. Did she do it on purpose ?? :hmmm:

Anyway, so I thought it would be better, if we have a thread with Mufeed mashwaray and SENSIBLE talks :jhanda: .

**My Contribution:
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If you have to slip out of the bedroom late at night (attack on Refrigerator, Flooding, Smoking, etc etc. ) , to control the sound of the ChooooN ChoooN from the door handle, pull the door handle with your left hand and at the same time PRESS the door in the opposite direction. This trick will eliminate any ChooN ChooN Phaat PhhaaaT sound from the lock, smooth as silk :smooth:

Waisay, oiling the metal parts also works…

Carry on please.

:chai:

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lolzzzzzzzzz :rotfl:

:smack: @ JB

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If you drink really really cold water, it’ll be really really cold :nono:

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in fairly new houses (like ours) the main door has weather-stripping in the edges, so when u close the door, it sticks upto SOME pressure and then goes KABAMMM!

u can do it quietly (whatever your reason is for sneaking out) by using one hand to lift and other to push the door slowly.. it literally sneaks into place..

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If you wear shoes smaller than your size, your feet will hurt

:blush:

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50% posts in this thread are about SNEAKING out and Closing doors :hmmm:

:chai:

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:hoonh:

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That was really informative
It means that if SOMEONE ELSE wears shoes smaller than THEIR feer
then THEIR feet will hurt :eek:

:chai:

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:salam:

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:eek:

I dint even think that far :eek:

genius I tell ya!

:blush:

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Tum batao biryani main mirchain zyada ho jaieN tu kya karna chahiiyaay

(Afterwards Ice Cream khanay kay alawa :smiley: )

:chai:

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washroom jaanaa chaahiye :halo:

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:wsalam:

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:kiss: Pyara bhai - aaj excuse kar day
Kal likhooN ga - at least 2 pages :smooth:

Achaa yeh batao washroom ice cube lay kay jani hay ya nahi ?

:chai:*

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Safaid kapre per se Rooshnaii walay dhabbe ki jaga ko kenchi se kaat dein..daagh hamesha keliye door hujai ga !!!

:chai:

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Wah wah, aisa mashwara to dhoonday se nahin milta

Is ko kehtay hain
Khala khairan ke gharailoo totkay

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bhai jaan! lolz :rotfl:

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thanku thanku… bus aap se seekha hai… yeh tu kuch bhe nahi aagy aagy daikhey… :blush:

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:lahol:

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Dikhaiye :blush: