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Agar aap bathroom main kafi dair lagatay haiN tu washbasin kay neechay walay cabinet main hamaisha puranay magazines ka stock rakhaiN. Khaas toor say draVni kahaniaaN. :smokin:

Kahani paRhnay say joo jism main sansanaaHat hoti hay uss say kafi mushkilaiN asaan ho jati haiN :blush:

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Shakker ki boori per Lafz ā€œNamakā€ likh dene se woh chiontion se mehfooz rehti hai..

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lol...hey jamu unkil..is there any thing i can do to have you in pakistan...this is really a serious issue

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Send KHI-TOR return air tickets and arrange boarding lodging for as long as you wish :hug:

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:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: desi :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Waisay agar boori pay tumhara avatar bana diyaa jaiey - tu chiontiooN ko chooRoo boori subb say mehfooz rahay gi :smiley:

P.S.
Agar chiontiooN ko paRhna na ata hoo tu ? :confused:

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:expressionless: you are talking about his first Post or the one before your reply??? :konfused:

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:bobo: kash mai itni ameer hoti

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JB - yeh thread mufeed mashwaron ke lieye tha shayad :rolleyes:

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Agar subah office kay liyaay dair ho rahi hoo tu thoora sa milk powder, doo chamchay cheeni, aik chamcha chaiey ki patti chabaa kar nigal laiN
Ooper say khooLta hua pani pee laiN…

Doo ya teen qalabaziaaN lagaieN - chaiey aap kay pait main khud ban jaiey gi
Agar aap thoori dair kay liyaay choolhay pay baith jaien tu chaiey aur jaldi bann jaiey gi. Khayal rakhain kay choolha taiz aanch pay jall raha hoo.
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lol…

aur agar tumhara avatar bana dia jaye tu … billioN ko bhe sugar khane ka shouq ho jayega… :bobo:

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aur agar raat ghar late aaYen tau roTi paknaY kaa intezaar naa karaiN..

ThoRi see geYhaooN chabaa kar angaaraY undeyl laiN..

roTi peT maiN khud bun jaaYe gee:rolleyes:

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Plastic ke berten per dhabbe per jain..tu is berten ko jalte hue chulai per rakh dene se dhabbe khatam hujain gen..

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Aur agar salan bananay main dair ho rahi ho to bakray ko kacha chaba jaien :rolleyes:

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Biryani ka mood ho tu chawal khaa kar bahar jaieN aur kissi rah chaltay bakray (chota goosht) ya gaiey (baRaa gosht) koo zoor say daant Kaat laiN

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yeh saray tootkay february kay khawateen digest main aaiey thaay :bailan:

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agar aap kee dhoti maiN suraakh ho jaaYe tau pareshaan mut hoiye… dhoti phaaR kar dau hissaY kar lijiye… aap kaY pass aik say dau dhotiyaaN ho jaayeN gee :halo:

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Ulti ko seedhi karnay kay liyaay ENO ka istaimaal karain

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-) Pakai hue Salan main Sabun ki ek tikia dalne se Salen khushboo daar hujai ga..

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