Most Emberrasing moment of your life ?

Spill it out .. That one shot . That one scene and its description …

14 years ago when I was a kid, I lost bowel control on a public bus in New York City after eating bad fruit.

You’ll never believe how big the flies there can be untill you poo yourself… :bummer:

apun ko dobara se embarras nahin honey ka :blush:

Last month, I was playing football infront of the library on the grass. The grass was wet. There was a girl “studying” infront of the library but actually she was watching me play. I knew that :blush: Then someone threw the football towards me, I moved forward, tried to catch it, slipped, and fell :crying: She pretended as if nothing happened and started studying again and I am sure she must be laughing in her heart :grumpy:

  • I ran my bike into a woman from her behind and the wheel got between her legs and her butt.

  • I was tired and entered my house in Pakistan. I went to my uncle’s room as there was no one there. I entered the room, sat on the sofa and relaxed. Since I came from bright light, couldn’t see in the room because the room seemed darker. Once I was able to see in the room, I realized there were two girls on the sofe, one on my left, one on my right, and two sitting on the bed right infront of me with my cousin laughing. I was 14 and embarassed, quietly got up and walked out :blush:

AND MANY MANY MORE. Kahan takk suno gey, kahan takk sunaaon :teary1:

ya right!! as if im gona post it here :p

nothing that darastic has happened to moi as of yet, who know's mustakbil mein kya kya ho ga

just the other day I was on the escalator in school going ot the gym in the basement, when my friend who i'd been trying to reach all day called. i didnt wanna miss her call so I tried to run back upstairs coz my phone loses service in the gym. Well, i dont know if u guys know, but running upstairs on a down escalator is kinda hard. ANd, me being the klutz I am, fell...lol. So I just sat while it went down and finally got up and walked back upstairs (on the UP escalator).....not too many ppl watched...it was kinda funny though hehheh

oh and another time, I was going up ...yes on the escalator again...and myjacket got caught on soemthing, and i started stepping down and down and i ended up falling backwards.. :(

OK..here goes…luck has it I get this bemari every now and then…the weak stomach problem

ok..gulp

I was around 15…was a big basketball freak that time… stood at 5’6 well built…and been working out sine then so had great biceps (KAKA-A-BUM hope you’re listening). Had short short short hair…like short…like keeanu reevs in SPEED short. Everyone always said I look like my DAD. Ok now the story…gulp

I was in Paris..just finished lunch an hour back and was walking back home when the tummy said “Connie I need you to empty me…that french mayo just isn’t good for you”. (yes my tummy speaks to me)

Well In Paris you gotta pay for the public toilets…so I took the required amount and went in…gave it to the lady there and proceeded towards the ladies section.
She stops me…angry look on her face…and points to the men’s section…I looked at her…one side I’m about ready to leak all over the floor and now THIS misunderstanding…she thought I was a GUY!!!

I stood there in desperation…trying to convince her in french..“oui oui madamemoiselle” was all I could say…feeling almost faint I thought to myself…let’s go to the men’s section who cares as long as I get a toilet I don’t care…but then I remembered that this toilet had only the urinals for men…

Thank GOD I was wearing pearly earrings I showed them to her…she still was NOT convinced (damn why did guys start wearing earings)…so I take my jacket off and and I pull my tee shirt tightly against me to proove my woman hood…finally she agreed…before it was too late…and I ran…but guess what…the toilets were full!

I banged on all the doors…and out came this…MAN! Yeah it works out that coz the MEN don’t have the “bowls” in thier section…they are allowed to use the ladies ones…well then all I needed to know was the meaning of SH*T in FRENCH and she would’ve let me through…that made me MAD…:mad:

Ok so I finally got a toilet…ahhhhhhhhhhhhh…paradise can be anythign you want it to be…even a smelly ol toilet in Paris! :smiley:

ok maybe this not the most embarrasing thing that has happened to me but its the only thing i can remember right now.

anyhow, back in my college days there was this girl who once came up to me and asked me if i wanted to watch a movie. That same day I had already made plans for watching a movie with another chick that i was after. so i just told the her that im going out town.

well later on the night i was watching a movie with that other chick. I hear a knock on the door and guess who was outside?? the same girl who i told that i was going to be out of town. Actually they both lived on the same floor of the dorm and she came to borrow something.

I quickly had to make sthing up but damm I felt like the biggest jerk on the planet and felt soooo embarassed :blush: for lying

mehnaz?

you first :p

and then u woke up

[edit] i shunt have said that.

I was in class five at the time…My teacher asked me to spell embarrass and I spelt it like Emberras..my teacher asked me to try again and spelt it as Embarras..She gave me another chance and I wrote Embarass.
I got it wrong all three times :blush:

It's EMBARESS...you're still gettin it wrong :p

^ lol er no LK, it is embarrass :hehe:

LK there you go. Another “embaressing” moment for you. :rotfl:

I swear i did a spell check on it :konfused:

okei yeah it is embarrass..sheesh…I can’t believe my MS word lied to me

Sorry Fayz..hehehe :smiley:

Boy is my face red :smiley:

Atlants it’s “embarassing” you :smiley:

hahaha joke of the day :clap:
:whistling:

Chalo atleast you can sleep at night knowing you’re not the only bad speller :smiley: