very good memory- it was in 2002 that I declared myself the pakistani champion of gulli danda, baraf pani and pithoo garam.
I had also declared myself pakistanis offical cross country ski champion
and..in the same thread i also declared myself pakistans scuba diving champion, iron man triathlon champion, bocce champion 9and record holder),
at one time i had also declared myself the official jai alai champion and record holder
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/culture-literature-linguistics/73271-miss-pakistan-yanked-pageant.html
today I am also declaring myself pakistan’s tiddly winks, beer pong and quarters champion.