Re: Miss America 2014 crowned and Social media erupts with racism!
It will indeed shine so bright like a thousand stars in Lahore…or like her noor has stolen all light from lightbulbs..leading to electricity shortage and hence leading to loadshedding across subcontinent. 
That is the solution to loadshedding. El topo aap apna noor thoda kam kijiye.
PS. Can you review our book? Wait, you’re a contributor so it might be conflict of interest.