Cant you see I am Not a HE-MAN I am a Bee Man. I am afraid of her anger 
I dont know how to avoid her daant dapat. No matter how much i try to help her and provide time to relax, in the end i fail to provide some peace of mind.
My other playmate is a toddler, with me he is game but he bugs her alot. I was going for a walk and took him with me. She told me ok, take him but dont let him sleep now, because he will wake up after an hour and then keep on bugging her all night. I said okey so we went for a walk. He was happy and we were talking and walking. But after a while he started dozing and became sleepy. I was alarmed. I tried to keep him awake but dude was not interested and I started running back home but he was asleep.
So this was the scene upon reaching home.
He 
I - 
She 
Ab is main mera kia kasoor hai
Also my friend got some inspiration from Dr. Hanibal Lector. Naked Human Flesh attracts him and he sharpen his rabbit theeth and unleash his brutal attack on his victim. The surrounding public only notices after screaming victim feels pain and try to escape from his jaws. My friend then laughs at his prey 
Now, One day his mother was worried and upon enquiry she told that his arm is red for past couple of hour but I dont know why ?
I said its because I bite him on his arm.
She is like How many times I have told you not to teach him to bite people. I am like He knows it already. He bites me and I bite him. He does not mind. We are even. Plain
Waisay I taught him few things which are not suitable for virgin eyes to read 