Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Ganguly coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire Indian innings.
Q: How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
A: Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
Q: What would Mark Waugh be if he were an Indian batsman?
A: In form.
Q: How should John Wright reshuffle the Indian batting order?
A: Move Extras up the order
Q: Why are the Indian players demanding increased payments for test matches?
A: Someone told them that some test matches can go into the fourth day.
Q: What would Glen McGrath be if! we was an Indian?
A: A genuine all rounder
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls
Q: When would Ganguly have 100 runs against his name?
A: When he is bowling
Q: Who has the easiest job in the Indian team?
A: The guy who removes red ball marks from the bat
Q: When will India declare the next national holiday?
A: If India beats Namibia in the World Cup
Q: What skill is required to officiate in matches figuring India?
A: The umpire should be able to raise his hands 10 times in 5 minutes.
Q: What is to be done to ensure that one-day matches figuring India lasts at least one full session?
A: The opponent team should bat first
Q: How is the Indian scorecard written?
A: In the ascending order (opening batsman lowest, extras highest)
Q: When do you feel that listening to Sidhus commentary less painful?
A: When watching India bat
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what if the cricket team can’t win…their supporters strongly believe in 'em and still consider them as numero uno.
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Well, no doubt India are playing like children at the moment, but don't forget that they have also beaten us in every World Cup taken place, and that Pakistan have had their fair share of bad patches too. All I am saying is that if Pak lose against India again, I am pretty sure the Pakistan population will carry out the same kind of things the Indian public is doing at the moment.....
However, if Pakistan win on the 1st of March, i think that really will be the death if Indian Cricket!
If Pakistan loses to India, nothing serious will happen as we have been losing to them for such a long time in the WC but I agree, the Indian players will be in danger if they lose to Pakistan.
Some politicians in India have already said the indian team shouldnt come back if they loose to pakistan. Dont worry, there are plenty of desi gas stations in SA...
Danger from whom ?? Win and loss are part of the game and our government has made it clear that whoever tries that will be punished. So take a break from making unnecessary,biased and stupid comments.
Please tell me which politician has said that ?? Or is it just another one of your lies ??? LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE :hehe:
Didn’t want to tell you this - But you will be surprised to know that Johannesburg sex Industry is expecting big business on Pak England match day:rotfl: . Guess where the fans will head to after the match :hehe:
“But England and Pakistan will be playing here soon, and things should certainly start to brighten up then!”
Oh please even your politicians are making a mockery out of your teams recent performance. Abdul Kalam and some other politician mentioned the Indian team in the parliment and there was laughter.
Your govt couldn’t prevent hundreds of people burning the photos of national heroes, and people trashing Muhammad Kaif’s, how will they prevent millions around the country if Pakistan beats India. if something stings you doesn’t mean it is biased or stupid, its realistic.
abay marey howon ko kiya maarna