Master of laziness competition.

Tell us your story of the laziness. Not necessarily your own , it can be laziness of someone you know.
Guppies and Guppans can rate the story using the following system.

  1. Not lazy
  2. Just plain lazy
  3. Moderate laziness
  4. Extreme laziness

I will start it with a joke.
In a similar competition where people were competing with their stories of laziness the guy who won the competition said:
“Kahanian tow bohat hain magar koun soona-a.”
Translation : There are so may stories of my laziness but I do not feel like telling them now.

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this is one bad trait of mine.. i wake up for school and i walk all the way to my living room.. think for a few seconds and just hurry up back to bed. :(

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One day my one of my ex-roommate (married now) took out a frozen chicken early in the morning before going to work. His plan was to come back in 9 hours so the chicken will be thawed by that time and will cook some qourma or curry thing.

In the evening when he came in, I was already sleeping… He felt tired and took a little nap, that lasted till next morning :rolleyes:

In the morning, when he was putting back the chicken in the fridge, I was up by that time, so I asked him to leave it out for me to cook… It took me the whole afternoon and much of evening to start cooking it..

When he came back home, I was putting Biryaani on Da’mm at that time :vivo:

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i know someone who would abolish the idea of cupboards if they could help it, according to them; “aik lambi si taar honi chahye hai, jiss ko insaan kumrey ke aik kooney se doosrey kooney tak laga de, aur saary kaprhey uss pe line se taang diye ja’e… jo bhi chahye ho, woh asaani se mil ja’e” :smack:

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laikin woh taar baandaY gaa kaun :bummer:?

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^ :hehe: ab asaani ke liye thorhi mehnut tou karni hi parhe gi

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aasaani kaa muqaablaa naheeN hai. laziness kaa muqaablaa hai.

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apni laziness ki wajha hi se “woh” cupboard nahi passand kar te, hence the koshish of making things easier :bummer:

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heheheh

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when I buy rice take out I alway get a plastic spoon so at my house I dont have to use my own spoon. That way I save my self from washing a spoon.

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think of the environment bro

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so like me :smack:

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CP now I am going to eat it with hands.

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TLK asked me to post on his behalf that he is so lazy that he is not going to write his story here.

actually he is so lazy that he did not even say anything, we asked him whether he wanted to share his laziness stories and he did nto respond, then we just asked if he was in agreement that he should yawn twice which he did.

I think the award belongs to him

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neah… yawing made him a little less lazy :snooty:

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some one please read the thread for me :s

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^^ Ye Arnold Shalwar Nicker ka asar kion ho giya hy tum sorry AAPP per

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ATA baaji: i can even write msgs on your behalf... send me your password.

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^-- I look more pretty in colored hairs :s

main mujhay khud hi main acha lag raha hoon :$

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**ATiA kahu:cb: