We desis are experts in inventing variations of different words from different languages.
Arabic Masjid becomes Maseet, English Station is tation, and School is sakool.
Please share some other varied words you listened from Desis?
Re: Maseet, Tation, Sakool
helicopter .... Helicatber
ghar....ka'ar
sham.... namashin
Re: Maseet, Tation, Sakool
helicopter .... Helicatber ghar....ka'ar sham.... namashin
namashin? in Punjabi?
have you heard Urdu feature filum (film). feature bole to fateechar.
Re: Maseet, Tation, Sakool
risk=riks
atom bomb=atAm bum
co op stores= coop estores
more later
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ice cream = S creeem
computer = kamputer
tubelight = toob lyytt
cycle = saykl
puncture = pencharr
pencil = pynnsal
mobile = mo-baYll
switch = soachch
table = taYbal
coupling = kapleen (electricity generator stuff)
truck = tarrraqq
bus = baasss
bulb = balab
time = teymm
second = skaintt
minute = maintt
exhaust fan = aggzaast feinn
foundation = fadeeshun
sim = saimmm
battery = baitree
charging = charjung
shrink = shlaingg (commonly used by women) :D
cup = Qapp
fridge = fraijj
handle = heindallLL
lock = laak
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singal = signal
qameez = qameeS [in Arabic]
railway = relwai
line [railway] = relwai lain
plateform = plaitfaarum
reservation = rejarvason
lorry = laari
attic = aTak
Ticket = Tikas
W.T. [without ticket] = Dabloo T
TTI[Traveling Ticket Inspector] = TiTyaaii
Express = ispress
Deccan Queen Express = dakkhin raani ispress
etc
Re: Maseet, Tation, Sakool
put it on the taiblaan and sit punjay
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lols and they call rukhsana as ruskana 
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for first variation
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you mentioned so many. cup is also called kope (rhyming like hope)
Re: Maseet, Tation, Sakool
singal = signal qameez = qameeS [in Arabic] railway = relwai line [railway] = relwai lain plateform = plaitfaarum reservation = rejarvason lorry = laari attic = aTak Ticket = Tikas W.T. [without ticket] = Dabloo T TTI[Traveling Ticket Inspector] = TiTyaaii Express = ispress Deccan Queen Express = dakkhin raani ispress
etc
Form as faarum is so common
Maseet, Tation, Sakool
Light=leght
Late=leet
Plate=palet
Blue=ballu
Bulb >> blub
Darakht >> darakhat .... oops sorry wrong example.
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this always bother me:
**maroon = mahroon :**D
other cute ones are:
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lantern = laalten
compartment = compalmen
menu = meenoo
chow mein = chomain
stew = ishToo**
shawarma = sharma [ji]
**Tissue Paper = Teesoo paypur
penalty = pinaalTy
teh-dar-teh = tahaddar
waist cut = waaskuT
and, these French words:
Russia = Roos
Le Chine = Cheen
Ananas = Anannaas
pantaloN = patloon
possee = paasii
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bottle = botal
phone = phoon
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now kuchh filam Ganga Jamuna se:
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god damn it = gaDDaamiyal
latrine = litreen
commode = kamoaT
Basin = besan
pipe = pai’p**
Some words are from marathi speaking people and some are from urdu speaking peoples.
Doctor- Daktrar
Injection-vinjection,vilection
Loss-laash
Office-hafice
Helicopter-helikyaptar
Pure-pivar
Sweater-sooter
Tile-style
Bus conductor-kandriver
And yes i heard all these words my self
Re: Maseet, Tation, Sakool
sweeter is still sooter in rural Sindh. Pure= Pever, Hospital = Ispataal
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Lineman= lane man
Chartered Accountant = Maha Munshi 
Mayo-Mewa
There is meyo hospital in nagpur which is famous as mewa among auto drivers