yeah, one hand to punch the b!tcH if she comes after me with an icepick heheh
I am guessing a lot of people are very disappointed that night. It probably doesn't live up to the hype. Well atleast the first time.
sounds like the best form of sex-ed so far
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O I C . Thanks :)
Normally how much time wife needs in change over, can she do it alone in less than half hour ? I mean there is jewlery, hairs are done using many pins and so on. What should husband do meanwhile.
It could be quite tense time, you know ;)
One more, the girl would mind if husband helps her in removing, the stuff ?
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ya know i've always wondered about that toooo!!!!
i've also heard stories where if a woman is too eager ot have sex on the wedding night, her husband can divorce her????
and another thing, i may be derailing the thread a bit, but i've found its so funny how we're expected NOT to know anything about sex....stay away from the opposite gender , not talk to them, date, ANYTHING but then the second they're married, it's like "where the kids at????"
were you there?
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Anyone into bondage??????? I hope she bhooki sherni doesn't want to tie me up.
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do u really think ppl are gonna give you a strait answer to that on here??
spoke to soon ![]()
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i've also heard stories where if a woman is too eager ot have sex on the wedding night, her husband can divorce her????
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What? I have never heard that.
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Well mid-coitus the woman gets on top and ties the mans hands to the bed post. After a while, when he is totally relaxed, she reaches under the bed and grabs an ice pick with which she starts to violently stab the man. The movie is about a detective who investigates a woman whom he believes committed the crime.
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if i were a psycho, and had a naked man tied to the bedpost, totally trusting me, i wudnt' stab him in the heart.....
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Ahan ahan... bhooki and pyaasi baby!
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hmmm......tum to pyassi bee ho.....boy o boy.....
Rightly said faisal, whoever said they are dead tired, will be eating a whole lot more than just words...:p
bull**** suhaag is a word of urdu, I diss it...Its called Da Bid Bad Night, coz its not wid ur hamsai, its with ur wife, its when ur inner beast, ur Tiger gets unleashed, its when da Dragon starts breathing fire, it truly is Da Big Bad Night...wickeddddddddd
Just for your further info guys & gals, vallima is not valid until marriage has been consummated, this is for all those sick theories of delaying it for a week or month...!
I would prefer my Big Night in da back seat of my car...!
mal1k..back seat of a car? Well in that case I’d need a Prado ![]()
phoenixdesi - ahan..why? tempted? ![]()
sara - dear variety is the spice of life..a lil bit fo everything in moderation woudln’t hurt now would it ![]()
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even da bonnet will do in this weather, u know how cold & chilly da desert nights are, & a warm bonnet would always be a nice catalyst…![]()
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Just for your further info guys & gals, vallima is not valid until marriage has been consummated, this is for all those sick theories of delaying it for a week or month...!
I would prefer my Big Night in da back seat of my car...!
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Not true.... this issue was discussed some time back and the outcome was valima is just a reception.. it has nothing to do with sex!!
man... then it must be just sex and not love making if ure plannin on doing it in a cheap ass place like teh back seat of a car :p
yea back seat of a car doesnt do it for me...i wanna do it on a 3 leg charpai..
3 leg charpai, what secret do u have lussi, that ur hiding frm us…? I mean da incilination is not getting into my head…![]()
khawateen - let me find out da right reference & I’ll get back to u on da vallima thing…!
Y would a 300000 dirhams car back seat be a cheap ass place to make love honey…
…I agree if it were a mini, it would be narrow & small & u know no freedom of movement, but I can assure u, da best place would be da back seat…:)…at least that is what car lovers would agree upon…!
good luck balancing! (unless its a triangular charpai)
3 leg charpai? Lussi…shuts up
it def won’t be a 69…is it a 71? ![]()
^ what are u & lussi thinking of that I cant think of ![]()