Married guys

[UZ]

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@muqawwee123

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[UZ]

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Pata nahi,

UZ

In my case we both had cats, so did not worked. :)

it's a good case then :)

[TLK]

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Going to sleep seems like the best strategy. Why hurry it, when you're gonna be with her all your life. It's not like there's a deadline.

Oh are you talking about the golden night, I was thinking every other day. If man cannot handle himself on wedding day what else he can do? Seriously.poor shy husbands :p

lo ji, ab kis kee sunay aadmi

[us1415]

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lo ji, ab kis kee sunay aadmi

suno sab ki karo apni........true story...

[STA]

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@muqawwee123

BTW whats the story and above all what the moral of that story?

" Gurba Kushtan Roz a Awwal" and the Story goes like this.
This guy who’s wife was out of his control went to some friend’s house and noticed that his wife was very obedient and all caring. So he asked his friend for the secret behind behavior of his wife.
The friend told him when I got married and brought my wife home , we all sat down for breakfast the next morning. A cat came in the room and sat down near the food , I yelled at the cat to get out of the room , when it did not listen to me I took out my sword and cut it off and threw it outside. My wife saw that and never disobeyed me since the day one.
This other guy was impressed went home arranged for a cat to come and sit nearby when they were eating their dinner , this guy repeated the scene and shouted at the cat to get out of the room when the cat did not listen he took out his sword and killed the cat. His wife saw all this and started yelling at him for killing an innocent cat. So moral of story as per story is " gurba kushtan raz a awwal" . Translation: If you want to make an impression and tame your wife kill the cat on the first day.
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[muqawwee123]

Re: Married guys

So STA you got another tension for first night.. finding sword and a cat to kill :p

[STA]

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So STA you got another tension for first night.. finding sword and a cat to kill :p

what tension, and what first night. :LB:

[SaeedinPakistan]

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lo ji, ab kis kee sunay aadmi

Bhai jaldi ka kam shaytan ka.
Sabr kije, sabr ka phal mitha hota hay.

[maait]

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This is not a mock on married ladies thread. I understand the apprehensions and speculations of of girls who are about to face their first night, but I think its only fair to mention that guys are under equal strain on the first night. It’s their time to prove that they are romantic, sensitive and manly – all at the same time. They have the pressure to set the environment and lead the night. Anything they do (or don’t do) that night could come back and haunt them and their future relationship with their new wife for a very long time.

Long story short, when men are under stress/pressure, its not easy for them to fulfill the romantic obligations (if you know what I mean). Yet they still try and probably do that. Its not an easy call.

If the couple is young like in early 20s then I don't think they will face any pressure. At young age, the thought of making love causes excitement rather than nervousness or anything else and that excitement takes care of all pressures.

Its only for old 30 somethings to worry whether they'll be able to perform at all.

[Sara516]

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First night sex is overrated anyway. You have your whole life to be with someone, so just take it easy and relax......

...........what no Pakistani groom said. Ever.

[Krypton]

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First night sex is overrated anyway. You have your whole life to be with someone, so just take it easy and relax......

...........what no Pakistani groom said. Ever.

:D

[TLK]

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First night sex is overrated anyway. You have your whole life to be with someone, so just take it easy and relax......

...........what no Pakistani groom said. Ever.

Agar larki ne shadi ke exact 9 months baad bachcha paida nahi kiya tou miyan kee naak cut jaa'ai gee

[Ghost14]

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Whip of your pants and tell her to brace herself, because you're about to bring the pain. This way she'll probably turn you down, and you won't have to admit that you're less of a man. Which you are, but at least your wife won't know for at least one more night. Keep in mind that this is a high risk/high reward strategy and if she turns out to be a type B wifey, then you're screwed and will probably be mentally scarred for the rest of your marriage.

First night sex is overrated anyway. You have your whole life to be with someone, so just take it easy and relax......

...........what no Pakistani groom said. Ever.

Not even a closet homosexual?

[SaeedinPakistan]

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First night sex is overrated anyway. You have your whole life to be with someone, so just take it easy and relax......

...........what no Pakistani groom said. Ever.

I just said that! Post 83

Going to sleep seems like the best strategy. Why hurry it, when you're gonna be with her all your life. It's not like there's a deadline.

[hitman007]

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@TLK

STA should stop reading online articles from Noor Clinic website. That is all I am saying.

LOL! i didn’t know noor clinic is that much famous

until i checked out its rating on alexa

[TS]

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@SaeedinPakistan

Bhai jaldi ka kam shaytan ka. Sabr kije, sabr ka phal mitha hota hay.

Listen to him, people. He seems to be speaking from experience. :)

[queen_24]

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^:omg:

[Iconoclast]

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nayk kaam main dayr kiyouN

[TS]

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Iss naiki se mulk to kiya faaida. Sirf abaadi aur ghurbat hee barhay gi.

[SaeedinPakistan]

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@TS

Listen to him, people. He seems to be speaking from experience. :)

Yeah, the experience passed down to us by our ancestors.