Married guys

TLK · August 30, 2012, 10:34pm

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Oh no, and we desi guys were always told that only reason our maasoom pari shezadian agree to such acts because they are afraid of angels cursing them the whole night if they say no.

Niksik · August 30, 2012, 10:38pm

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Haan na.

SaeedinPakistan · August 31, 2012, 2:49am

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Going to sleep seems like the best strategy. Why hurry it, when you’re gonna be with her all your life. It’s not like there’s a deadline.

muqawwee123 · August 31, 2012, 5:30am

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Every 1111 th poster WINS.....

I hate it when women pretend they’re not enjoying the experience or enjoy it, as if it’s a chore and they’re doing their husbands a favor. Not that I’m implying anyone on GS is doing that, cuz guppans are all-knowing, all-superawesome, but ahan. Like this one woman told me, “woh kerna chahtey hain lekin mey aisey maukon pey bhaagti hoon.” And I’m like, oh you poor innocent delicate piece of sunshine.

Anyway, coming back to the original topic, I think this first night thingie is such a hype. Everyone’s tired and wants to go to bed already. And with the tons of jewelry and clothing worn that night, it anyway takes a whole lot to even get changed.

So younglings, all you unmarried folks out there, I say just go to your rooms, read a book and go to sleep.

But I hate reading books

Niksik · August 31, 2012, 5:32am

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^^ Then listen to some music.

muqawwee123 · August 31, 2012, 5:33am

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Can we try some phunny stuff like Zaid Hamid’s speech against India

Niksik · August 31, 2012, 5:36am

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^^ hahhahah why not!

muqawwee123 · August 31, 2012, 5:53am

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Ok whats with that term ‘pehli raat billi maar dena’?

UZ · August 31, 2012, 5:57am

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Oh are you talking about the golden night, I was thinking every other day. If man cannot handle himself on wedding day what else he can do? Seriously.poor shy husbands

UZ · August 31, 2012, 5:59am

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You didn’t hear the story.

muqawwee123 · August 31, 2012, 5:59am

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aap ne phir se massom janon (ninja aur STA) ko darana shroo kar dia

muqawwee123 · August 31, 2012, 6:01am

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BTW whats the story and above all what the moral of that story?

bao_bihari · August 31, 2012, 6:18am

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^Garba kushtan roz e awal

muqawwee123 · August 31, 2012, 6:25am

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whats the ideology behind this. I think it got a link with pressure mentioned in OP

bao_bihari · August 31, 2012, 6:41am

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^ gist is Some one killed his cat for not obeying him on first night, that made a impression on wife and she then obeyed his order all her life.

making a impression on wife on first night, that was the crust. I am just explaining it

UZ · August 31, 2012, 6:44am

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Darna to chahiye is sey pehlay unhain baqi jootiyan kaa rein

UZ · August 31, 2012, 6:45am

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I heard it other way, wife killed the cat.

muqawwee123 · August 31, 2012, 6:48am

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Impression include performing on first night?

muqawwee123 · August 31, 2012, 6:49am

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bao_bihari · August 31, 2012, 6:53am

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Pata nahi,

UZ

In my case we both had cats, so did not worked.