I hate it when women pretend they’re not enjoying the experience or enjoy it, as if it’s a chore and they’re doing their husbands a favor. Not that I’m implying anyone on GS is doing that, cuz guppans are all-knowing, all-superawesome, but ahan. Like this one woman told me, “woh kerna chahtey hain lekin mey aisey maukon pey bhaagti hoon.” And I’m like, oh you poor innocent delicate piece of sunshine.
Anyway, coming back to the original topic, I think this first night thingie is such a hype. Everyone’s tired and wants to go to bed already. And with the tons of jewelry and clothing worn that night, it anyway takes a whole lot to even get changed.
So younglings, all you unmarried folks out there, I say just go to your rooms, read a book and go to sleep. 