Re: Married guys
Whip of your pants and tell her to brace herself, because you’re about to bring the pain. This way she’ll probably turn you down, and you won’t have to admit that you’re less of a man. Which you are, but at least your wife won’t know for at least one more night. Keep in mind that this is a high risk/high reward strategy and if she turns out to be a type B wifey, then you’re screwed and will probably be mentally scarred for the rest of your marriage.
Not even a closet homosexual?