Okay there we go =) Umm this is me and another guppy…Hum_Hain_Lajawab
So yeah, we posted ours together 
Your so fat that every time you step into an elevator it only goes DOWN
Your so fat that everytime you stand up, the earth doesn’t get its sunlight
Your so fat that your waist size is the equator
And you’re so fat that when you had to attend a shaadi and you couldn’t find any churiyan your size, you just decided to wear the ring of saturn
Your so fat that when you went to the doctores on your medical record it said ‘BLOOD TYPE: DOLMIO SAUCE’
Your so fat that everytime you bleed, you supply blood to half of the population of Earth
I’m sorry, you’re the one to talk! After remember back in the day when you got a slight bruise on your knee? That’s what made the Grand Canyon
What about the time you decided to breathe and diosaurs went extinct?
You’re so ugly you make Hunchback look sexy!
Your so fat that the last time you got excited and jumped, the Earth fell down from other galaxies into this current one
Your teeth are so yellow I think I’m going to ask the GS ladies to sit in front of you and they can get a tan for summer!
Your teeth are so yellow that I think the sun can finally take a vacation
Your so ugly you made an onion cry
Your so ugly that you increased the healthcare profit in your country, because everytime you walk outside you make half of the population throw up