Make Your Own Jokes Competition II

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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was it true? :smokin:

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oyeeeeee :smilestar:

Post your pic
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:)…This one was created on GupShup…

Dushwari asks: what the heck is photogeneticity?

Sindsagar: That is when your genes are spread all over the CITY having their pictures taken…:slight_smile:

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showthread.php?t=288399

anyone think I did better than …

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hehehehe :cb:

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:omg:

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  =]
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=] :D

Historical Places of the Subcontinent
Historical Places of the Subcontinent
Historical Places of the Subcontinent
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Why was the sweet toothed dimwit upset when he looked in Usama Bin Laden’s turban?

Because he couldn’t find the bounty on his head.

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2 question for khumar..

  1. can i make joke on u ??
  2. wats rated g ??
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i looove bounty!

LOL :smiley:

  1. yeah sure why not. but remember the joke might not be an automatic hit because you mentioned a guppy’s name in it.
  2. something that’s very disney in nature. nothing crude or in bad taste.
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Okay there we go =) Umm this is me and another guppy…Hum_Hain_Lajawab

So yeah, we posted ours together :snooty:

Your so fat that every time you step into an elevator it only goes DOWN

Your so fat that everytime you stand up, the earth doesn’t get its sunlight

Your so fat that your waist size is the equator

And you’re so fat that when you had to attend a shaadi and you couldn’t find any churiyan your size, you just decided to wear the ring of saturn

Your so fat that when you went to the doctores on your medical record it said ‘BLOOD TYPE: DOLMIO SAUCE’

Your so fat that everytime you bleed, you supply blood to half of the population of Earth

I’m sorry, you’re the one to talk! After remember back in the day when you got a slight bruise on your knee? That’s what made the Grand Canyon

What about the time you decided to breathe and diosaurs went extinct?

You’re so ugly you make Hunchback look sexy!

Your so fat that the last time you got excited and jumped, the Earth fell down from other galaxies into this current one

Your teeth are so yellow I think I’m going to ask the GS ladies to sit in front of you and they can get a tan for summer!

Your teeth are so yellow that I think the sun can finally take a vacation

Your so ugly you made an onion cry

Your so ugly that you increased the healthcare profit in your country, because everytime you walk outside you make half of the population throw up

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so in ur team …who is the fat n who is the ugly? :halo:

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:omg: :rotfl: sweets good job u two

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errm…

that’s private and confidential. =)

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:)…I think you meant he could not find the million dollar bar…:smiley:

bounty works better though…:k:

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:slight_smile:

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[note]Sunday's the last day to submit things. Bring them in before it's too late![/note]

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aik admi building ki roof pai chara howa tha uss ko neechai 50 paisa nazar aai ,woh unn ko lainai kai liyai bhagga.
neechai ayya

neechai ayya

neechai ayya

tou daikha woh gutter ka dakna tha:D

ok no tomatoes plz

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:)...OK no tomatoes will be thrown...

but some kishMish.............:biggthumb

must have been a very small Gutter...:)