Make Your Own Jokes Competition II

…Has officially started!

The object of the game is to make your own original joke! Nothing from Reader’s Digest or Mahana Shua. A little funny something from your own little noggin. It can be a one liner, or a big paragraph. It can even be an anecdote. Whatever it is, try to make it as funny as possible.

The rules are same as last time.

  • It can’t make fun of any ethnicity. What it means is no sikh, pathan, punjabi, etc etc jokes.

  • If you do decide to make the joke revolve around a guppy, he/she better be your friend. You can not pick on the guppy because you feel like it. If I feel that that is what the situation is, the joke will immediately be disqualified.

  • Joke shouldn’t be of such nature that the discussion following it has to move to Religion/World/Pak Affairs.

  • As usual, keep the joke Rated G.

  • **Please, only a maximum of 3 jokes per guppy (and their multis)
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After all your hard work, the joke will be rated by me, our secret judges, and by you and your fellow guppies. In the end, the ratings will be added, averaged, and a winner shall be declared. Will there be a secret prize? Who knows! Even if there isn’t, that shouldn’t stop you, should it? :faizy:

**You guys will have until June 22nd to submit your jokes. Please submit your entries in this thread. This thread will be for submission of the jokes only.
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**I will be opening another thread after the submission date for you guys to rate the jokes. **Meanwhile, keep checking this thread to either see your competition, or to just get a laugh.

Please PM me if you have any questions.

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can I repost my original jokes in this thread , which I posted in jokes forum ?

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sure! as long as its original

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ok i have one can i submitt?? :slight_smile:

and its my own :snoota:

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yes! totally go for it. can't wait =)

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acha theik hai not that good but my creation so im proud of it :cb:

ok so here it is

2 girls were chatting on internet in 2 different cities

girl#1: did u read wat i said earlier??

girl#2: no wat??

girl#1: scroll up and read it

girl#2: i dont wanna im feeling lazy

girl#1: ok so lemme do it for u (starts scrolling the page up on her pc)

hope u guys got it :cb:

P.S: taken from areal life story and the girl#1 was me :o

yeah im dumb so wat?:snooty:

but i came up with a joke :snoota:

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haha ok it took me a minute but i got it :cb:

crazy billi :phati:

2 girls were chatting on internet in 2 different cities

girl#1: did u read wat i said earlier??

girl#2: no wat??

girl#1: scroll up and read it

girl#2: i dont wanna im feeling lazy

girl#1: ok so lemme do it for u (starts scrolling the page up on her ](http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showthread.php?p=5865388&posted=1#)

hope u guys got it :cb:

:)**…good one…and while we are at it.

let me take your hand off from your laughing face…

:woho:
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:cb:

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okay I gotta contact a person and then contact Khummi....and then I'll post some =D

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okay here is my try, prolly not very funny but it cracked me up.

so here is wat i got in a SMS 2 days ago,

*"PLS SEND ME YOUR BLOOD GROUP, ITS URGENT,
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EK ACCIDENT HO GAYA HAI,
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TUMHAARA HI BLOOD CHAHIYE.
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PLS MANA MAT KARNA WARNA KUTTA MAR JAAYEGA"*

it pissed me off at first but then i laughed bout it :smiley:

but n e ways :rolleyes: i know its not that funny

Re: Make Your Own Jokes Competition II

sweefee it's been ages! send in your entries :bailan

kaun ouch! haha :D

bahaana :cool:

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ok i have a question

these jokes r supposed to be ur own or can be from anywher???

or the just need to be new not ghissa pita???

they should be your very own. it can even be a story like you posted, or it can be a knock knock joke, or whatever. the whole point is to let out your creative, funny yet dumb side :phati: and also ghissa pitta is so old! lol

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heres one of my enrty :cb:.its my old joke posted here:phati:

y do lifeless’s keyboards F ,D n G keys got worn out??

bcoz all her blog entries titles go like
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qdfg****
ghdfd
dgfdg
dgkfdg**
:omg:

those who read her blog wud get it:D

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:D

If only the person would reply to my PM :hinna:

chup oye :smilestar:

Mijhai aik acha sa Joke shujh raha hai
zara Kaan qareeb kerna plz:blush:

Re: Make Your Own Jokes Competition II

dukhi jee aap apna joke suna kar humain khush kar dain