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LP · December 14, 2009, 6:46pm

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zabeehey ke bhi apna maza hota hai

nutcut · December 15, 2009, 1:13am

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frog ko boil krna ha to usy boiled water m daal do…simple

KKF · December 15, 2009, 1:19am

**
are…daakTarii paRh paRh kar confuse ho gaii ho kia? yeh thread frog waali naiiN hai baba … jaao muNh dho kar aao…i mean FRESH ho kar taa k saHeeH thinko **

nutcut · December 15, 2009, 1:19pm

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oye mjy b pta ha ye…usny bola pehly isy solve kro phir ye thread band hoga…

Everythingforyou · December 15, 2009, 3:18pm

kurripunjaban:

Hello and welcome to the KurriPunjaban match making service.

We hope your time with us will be pleasant and we can find you exactly what you are looking for in a life partner.

We have been an established business for many years and so far have matched over 600 million couples. Our most famous couple being Aishwarya Rai and Amitabh Bachan. oh sheet I meant Abhishek

Yes you too could have a long and happy married life.

Not only do we find your perfect match, we also organise your dream online shaadi. From Dholkis to your Nikah and your Valima. We have a resident Maulvi (yet to be named) so we can do your Nikkah right here in this thread.

So please, read Bismillah and choroo hajaye.

What we ask you to do is:

Tell us your name and age.

Tell us what you’re looking for in a husband/wife.

and

Have your standards set very very very low.

Good luck to you all.

Let the cafe rishtas…BEGIN.

COUPLES SO FAR:

OUR FIRST JORI, AMINAS AND HASHMAT. BOHAT BOHAT MUBARAK HO.

OUR SECOND JORI, SADAF AND CHAMP

OUR THIRD JORI, POPPIES AND LAFANTER. LAFANTER IS BOOKING THE SHAADI HALL.

OUR FOURTH JORI,THE VOICE AND KHUMAR.

OUR FIFTH JORI, ARAFAT AND GAIA!

OUR SIXTH JORI, LP AND JAFRI! :jano:

OUR SEVENTH JORI, ESIX AND INZI!

OUR EIGHTH JORI, AISHA AND CHUNK.

OUR NINETH JORI, AAHO AND DANIA!!!

OUR TENTH JORI, NAMAAN AND SHEYN

OUR ELEVENTH JORI, MARIA AND INTOXICATED

what a rubbish post. kuch aur nahin mila.

Iyla · December 15, 2009, 3:50pm

**oh! have you found a new victim then?! **

porcelain_doll · December 17, 2009, 1:16am

ho sakta tha…lekin har larki pe line???..bas is pe compromise nai ho skta:ASA:

lethal_kamikaze · December 17, 2009, 8:08am

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why base is in ur hand…what doi missed here :d

sarmad786 · December 17, 2009, 9:28am

nhi nhi mai nay kisi pay line nhi mariii … crying

lethal_kamikaze · December 17, 2009, 9:40am

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Sarmad Pa Ji! line nahi martey… rub karna muskil hota hay

LP · December 17, 2009, 9:59am

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updatessssssssssssssss

K7420 · December 17, 2009, 10:10am

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I’m looking for JOB

LP · December 17, 2009, 10:29am

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me too

porcelain_doll · December 17, 2009, 2:57pm

itne ache ho gaye:cb: ..i m very happy:p

nutcut · December 17, 2009, 3:03pm

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abi tak koi rishta nhi … is thread ko band krdo plz..

KKF · December 17, 2009, 3:12pm

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i’m here…any takers?

nutcut · December 17, 2009, 3:13pm

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kis liay…???

porcelain_doll · December 17, 2009, 3:51pm

g undertaker

LP · December 17, 2009, 4:45pm

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koe update keray

KKF · December 17, 2009, 4:57pm

are u offering ur hand in holy matrimony?