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Hangout GupShup Cafe
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Hello and welcome to the KurriPunjaban match making service.

We hope your time with us will be pleasant and we can find you exactly what you are looking for in a life partner.

We have been an established business for many years and so far have matched over 600 million couples. Our most famous couple being Aishwarya Rai and Amitabh Bachan. oh sheet I meant Abhishek :omg:

Yes you too could have a long and happy married life.

Not only do we find your perfect match, we also organise your dream online shaadi. From Dholkis to your Nikah and your Valima. We have a resident Maulvi (yet to be named) so we can do your Nikkah right here in this thread.

So please, read Bismillah and choroo hajaye.

What we ask you to do is:

  1. Tell us your name and age.

  2. Tell us what you’re looking for in a husband/wife.

and

  1. Have your standards set very very very low.

Good luck to you all.

Let the cafe rishtas…BEGIN.

COUPLES SO FAR:

OUR FIRST JORI, AMINAS AND HASHMAT. BOHAT BOHAT MUBARAK HO.

OUR SECOND JORI, SADAF AND CHAMP

OUR THIRD JORI, POPPIES AND LAFANTER. LAFANTER IS BOOKING THE SHAADI HALL.

OUR FOURTH JORI,THE VOICE AND KHUMAR.

OUR FIFTH JORI, ARAFAT AND GAIA!

OUR SIXTH JORI, LP AND JAFRI! :jano:

OUR SEVENTH JORI, ESIX AND INZI!

OUR EIGHTH JORI, AISHA AND CHUNK.

***OUR NINETH JORI, AAHO AND DANIA!!!

OUR TENTH JORI, NAMAAN AND SHEYN

OUR ELEVENTH JORI, MARIA AND INTOXICATED

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Okay me first:

  1. Shagufta Ali Singh is ma name :blush: I is 18 saal ki :halo:

  2. I want someone who.. wait, anyone. :vivo:

  3. They are :phati:

So who will shaadi me? :blush:

PS - I is a parhi likhi wi larki and want a nice parha likha wa munda :phati: You do not have to be daaktar even :vivo:

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Thank you inzi. Okay guys, here is our first dhulan. Any offers?

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1-. Bakhtawar, 21

  1. looking for a sona rich cafe munda who will buy me lots of shoes and let me talk about his monn and sisters without a care. i will own after our shaadi basically. nnust be gora chita. zaat: cafeites ghahahahahhaha
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name name sadaf
age 22
doing MBA
need a handsome sole son of parents must be rich and willing to spend money…be quick plz i cant wait(shopping karni hai na):blush:

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The girls are rolling in. Where are all the dhulas? 2 pretty ladies here, ready to start the shaadi process. Lets go.

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1- Rasheeda Begum age 42

2- He Should be Mota, Kala, Ganja and atleast 3 inches shorter than me (I am 4’2:blush:)

See my requirments are not too high :@:

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wow!!! u r incest rishtas too? haha thats intertesting…looks like ur offices mis-matches files…my advice…never take father-son cases when they are looking for brides together :hehe:**

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4 dulhans ready and waiting.

~ Dedicate to Jiia ~
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HAHAHAHA I MEANT ABHISHEK. :omg:

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no1- wants to shaadi me}? AM I TOO OLD ALREADY!-!-!-

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that sounds like me! do i have a chance amnina?

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where is my Wo:blush:

~ Dedicate to Jiia ~
~ Dedicate to Jiia ~
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But Do you own textile, sugar mills etc :@:

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:omg: I didnt even notice that :rotfl:

Well at least that guarantees access to the ghar ki dolat :hmmm:

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OH WOW AMINAS AND HASHMAT. Do we have our first couple?

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this was ur first GOOFED UP case…gimme a $1999 to keep my mouth shut :heh**e:

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He hasnt replied to my question yet :chai:

So jam your excitment for a bit :@:

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hahahahahahahahhaha

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HASHMAT DO YOU OWN A SUGAR MILL?