Little things that you would like guys/girls to change?

[Theorist]

Re: Little things that you would like guys/girls to change?

@TLK

I have stopped taking shower, just to see how long it takes before my skin started to disintegrate because of all the bacteria growing on it. It’s all in the name of science.

Did the news do much to you?

Which news, bro?

[VintageSpring]

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@badabing

To be fair, when I’m with my old school uneducated boys, I do a bit of the old “mandem”, “blood”, “dust”, “gwaan” etc. etc. lol, does that make me a chav? haha!

LOL never would have thought you’d have chav friends judging by your posts. Well do make sure you dress the part too, then most certainly!

[badabing]

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@VintageSpring

LOL never would have thought you’d have chav friends judging by your posts. Well do make sure you dress the part too, then most certainly!

These are guys I went to nursery (kindergarten) etc. and mosque with. They will always be me boys.

It’s funny you should talk about dress sense. I remember on one occasion when I had been off work for about 2 and a half weeks (took annual leave) and I rolled up in a pub with my boys straight from the gym in my sweaty addidas track suit (chav much!). Anway, my friends introduced me to some of their friends and said - “this is badabing, he’s an IB’er”. None of them would believe that I was an IB’er, given what I was wearing and my two plus weeks of unshaven beard. Funny how people make judgments based on appearance. I later saw all these guys again at a house party, which I went to straight from work, in my bespoke hand made suit, they finally believed I was indeed who I claimed to be. Funny old world!

[TLK]

@Theorist:10292928

Which news, bro?

The news that girls can’t call guys, bro. That is strictly a guys thing.

You can call me…
Brother
Bhayya
Bhai
Bhaijaan
Bhai Sahab
Sir

I prefer the last one.

[queer]

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[Aleezay]

Re: Little things that you would like guys/girls to change?

Guys with no table manners (i.e. farts, burps, elbows on table, laughs too much) .. it can go on… huge turn offs… appearance comes way later in my books …

[badabing]

Re: Little things that you would like guys/girls to change?

@Aleezay

Guys with no table manners (i.e. farts, burps, elbows on table, laughs too much) .. it can go on… huge turn offs… appearance comes way later in my books …

Rules me out then! haha!

[Theorist]

Re: Little things that you would like guys/girls to change?

@Aleezay

Guys with no table manners (i.e. farts, burps, elbows on table, laughs too much) .. it can go on… huge turn offs… appearance comes way later in my books …

What is wrong with elbows on table and laughing? I am no Ms manners but still… Come on! And you can always blame your silent bombs on the person sitting next to you. Just mention it before they do and be all, “ewwww…you are gross” to make it seem authentic.

[Theorist]

Re: Little things that you would like guys/girls to change?

@TLK

The news that girls can’t call guys, bro. That is strictly a guys thing.

You can call me…
Brother
Bhayya
Bhai
Bhaijaan
Bhai Sahab
Sir

I prefer the last one.

How am I supposed to know? I don’t socialize. … BRO.

[Southie]

Re: Little things that you would like guys/girls to change?

Popcorn time. Impending fight.

[TLK]

@Theorist:10292984

How am I supposed to know? I don’t socialize. … BRO.

Whatever you say bro, whatever you say

[TLK]

@Aleezay:10292959

Guys with no table manners (i.e. farts, burps, elbows on table, laughs too much) .. it can go on… huge turn offs… appearance comes way later in my books …

Whoa, wait a minute. What is the need of being turned on at the table in the first place? So ewwwwwww

[Aleezay]

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Ah … Sheesh… don’t tell me you guys don’t take the lady to the nice restaurant or wherever you nikkay people supposed to eat these days?!? …

[Aleezay]

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@TLK

Whoa, wait a minute. What is the need of being turned on at the table in the first place? So ewwwwwww

Whats wrong being turned on at the table … its what you do later on thats ewww…

[TLK]

Re: Little things that you would like guys/girls to change?

@Aleezay

… its what you do later on thats ewww…

carry on. I am taking notes

[geminifromkhi]

Re: Little things that you would like guys/girls to change?

Turn offs:
Dressing like a teen
Self righteous people
‘Mujhe apni biwi se job nai kerani’. Who asked for your permission dude?
Disrespectful guys
Annoyingly cheesy/funny

[geminifromkhi]

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Why is it that more girls have problems in finding a partner than boys? Is it because guys have given up on themselves, and they are neither working hard on their careers nor on their looks (grooming, fitness etc)?

[htmwrites]

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Let’s see,

Turn offs : No sense of humor, can’t have a decent conversation, dresses like a teenager, no personal hygiene, tells me what i can or cannot do (have a job or not; the big things. I dont mean small things like clothes, you can tel me what to wear, i might even like your suggestions), no job but expect the girl to be highly educated, men who can’t take a stand, sissy boys.

Turn ons: sense of humor, a beard <3 (can have a mustache, doesn’t mother me), a respectable job (doesn’t matter if he’s a doc or an accountant as long as he goes down the halal lane), respects his parents and my parents. Likes sports so we can throw a ball around together, despite my crappy hand-eye coordination (if he manages to keep a stright face while watching me make an attempt at catching a ball, the guy’s a winner). Let’s me be my own woman (letting me attempt to open a jar of pickles, watch me struggle and quietly open it without a word when i finally bring it to him.) Also height. Any body taller than me is good. Lastly, someone who shares my love of food.

I don’t think it’s asking for much, is it?

[noor321]

Re: Little things that you would like guys/girls to change?

@htmwrites

Let’s see,

Turn offs : No sense of humor, can’t have a decent conversation, dresses like a teenager, no personal hygiene, tells me what i can or cannot do (have a job or not; the big things. I dont mean small things like clothes, you can tel me what to wear, i might even like your suggestions), no job but expect the girl to be highly educated, men who can’t take a stand, sissy boys.

Turn ons: sense of humor, a beard <3 (can have a mustache, doesn’t mother me), a respectable job (doesn’t matter if he’s a doc or an accountant as long as he goes down the halal lane), respects his parents and my parents. Likes sports so we can throw a ball around together, despite my crappy hand-eye coordination (if he manages to keep a stright face while watching me make an attempt at catching a ball, the guy’s a winner). Let’s me be my own woman (letting me attempt to open a jar of pickles, watch me struggle and quietly open it without a word when i finally bring it to him.) Also height. Any body taller than me is good. Lastly, someone who shares my love of food.

I don’t think it’s asking for much, is it?

LOL when I was reading the second paragraph all I was thinking was how CUTE!!!

[Guppshupper]

Re: Little things that you would like guys/girls to change?

@geminifromkhi

Why is it that more girls have problems in finding a partner than boys? Is it because guys have given up on themselves, and they are neither working hard on their careers nor on their looks (grooming, fitness etc)?

Girls are more picky and nakhraili.

Guys who are groomed with careers are not looking for almost spinster 30 year+ professional women who have nothing to show other than a degree and salary which the girl isn’t willing to contribute to the household anyways.