Re: Life1 Hall of Fame: Read/post all your funny posts here!
lol
Help me guys. I am so confused and sad right now.
I just got engaged to this wonderful, amazing, sweet, guy.
But I just found out something and ti’s bothering me.
He has curly hair. All the times i saw him he had straight, styled hair.
Now I don’t trust him b/c if he can hide the natural state of his hair from me..he can hide anything else right?
He’s a very nice guy, educated, religious, dresses nicely, and treats me well, oh I forgot to mention, I am a rocket scientist but he wotn let me work..saying that i can study rocks at home. I tried explaining to him that i’m a rocket scientist..ntot a rock scientist, but he wont listen
Bata chapals, LOL LOL LOL!!! I remember that brand of shoes!
On the other hand parents can also throw maaltay (oranges) at thread creater, Malta ! LOL!
Now what is up with the desi shoe-throwing thing. No matter how fast your run, or in which direction you run…it seem the shoe rarely misses ya!
Hahaha maltay!! Even better!
And I know righttt?! My mother cant throw anything to save her life, its like ‘mum pass the remote’ and i swear to gucci the remote lands in the next room, but when shes got her chapal its a different story. DOOSH back of your legs, its like an indian movie, its all slow motion as you feel it smack into your legs. Then she does her little victory dance…i cant wait to be a parent…maybe then i’ll acquire these magical skills too…not that i only want kids so i can use them as little bullseyes…hahaha…i think i better stop talking…
Shak
March 30, 2011, 6:00pm
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http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/492306-wife-messing-with-the-hubbys-feelings-or-trying-to.html#post8144423
psyah:
Is this a typical situation?
{Wife has dry expression, Hubby enters the kitchen}
Wife: Here you go, your food! (slopping the salan on the roti with a doi symbolically in a hitting motion)
Hubby: Thank you … Aaa … you’re so cute! (pretending to ignore the gesture of animosity)
Wife: Hmpf … Go and eat your food.
Hubby: I love your beautiful brown eyes (he thinks - ’ o my gosh she is in a mood again ).
Wife: (Puts on a more menacing face - in dismissive annoyance)
Hubby: (Walks away and looks back at his wife in a glance see her smiling and sneaking looks at him, as she sees him she puts on an angry face again - he thinks - Aah she is playing her games again, I wonder what she wants?)
Why such a drama … can’t they just speak their mind instead of playing such games? I guess it is done to maxmise their chances of being listened to. Now us men we are not wired to do the same back … we are quite naive when it comes to these things.
psyah:
Is this a typical situation?
{Wife has dry expression, Hubby enters the kitchen and** tastes achari qeema and makes horrible faces and gives her wife a long lecture about how unhealthy it is to eat too much salt and how she should try to reduce the amount of salt in food**}
Wife: Here you go, your food! (slopping the salan on the roti with a doi symbolically in a hitting motion)
Hubby: Thank you … Aaa … you’re so cute! (pretending to ignore the gesture of animosity)
Wife: Hmpf … Go and eat your food.
Hubby: I love your beautiful brown eyes (he thinks - ’ o my gosh she is in a mood again ).
Wife: (Puts on a more menacing face - in dismissive annoyance)
Hubby: (Walks away and looks back at his wife in a glance see her smiling and sneaking looks at him, as she sees him she puts on an angry face again - he thinks - Aah she is playing her games again, I wonder what she wants?)
Why such a drama … can’t they just speak their mind instead of playing such games? I guess it is done to maxmise their chances of being listened to. Now us men we are not wired to do the same back … we are quite naive when it comes to these things.
sarab
April 8, 2011, 10:13pm
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Wow I never thought this day would come but I am actually going to quote Shak09
Me too, absolutely dreading it. Once went to Brighton beach and there were people walking around in their underwear, it was that hot and it was utterly embarassing to explain it to my new babhi who had just come to the UK after marrying my brother :o
Re: Life1 Hall of Fame: Read/post all your funny posts here!
Oi! That’s from All Views!
sarab
April 8, 2011, 10:27pm
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Sorry it’s been so long I had totally forgot the rules of the thread. Come on Barbie let this one slide, it’s the only chance shak09 has to be in the thread unless he ends up having to paste one of his own comments here aswell.
Shak
April 9, 2011, 3:09am
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First time sarab has mentioned with such tahumal and araam naal wala lehja, sarab hee hai na ya kisi ne account chori kar liya hai?
system
April 13, 2011, 3:59am
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Aray.. yahan kya ho raha hai bahi?..
STA
April 17, 2011, 2:12am
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lol
Kinzz
April 22, 2011, 7:15am
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Shak
May 14, 2011, 1:31pm
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STA
June 23, 2011, 7:57pm
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Shak
August 23, 2011, 10:10pm
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So FUNNNNNAAAAYYYYY
diwana
September 18, 2011, 4:37am
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redvelvet:
So FUNNNNNAAAAYYYYY
I agree.
Soooo funnnnnny.
(Please read the answer too)
Re: Life1 Hall of Fame: Read/post all your funny posts here!
Haan parha tha…but it wasn’t FUNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Heck, it wasn’t even a plain funny. :no:
diwana
September 18, 2011, 8:57pm
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I agree. It was not funnnnny. Not meant to be. You’re catching on fast.
Shak
September 27, 2011, 9:45pm
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Lols.
No offense to queer but i just thought this was quite witty
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